Cujo (1983) - Cujo vs. A Disgruntled Postal Worker @ WWWF Ground Zero
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Quickly, my motivation for watching this movie changed from seeing Cujo stopped to hoping that the brat would shut the **** up to begging for Cujo to devour
1. "Lets do the Tale of the Tape™ Cujo is a twohundred pound rabid St."
2. "Indeed, Cujo would have snacked on some postal worker skull earlier than this, except that in Cujos eponymouslytitled novel, the postman was too damn lazy to finish his route!"
3. "Ten seconds after he claws the postal workers neck into the next county, Cujo lifts his hind leg over the engorged body of his adversary, sprays the corpse with steaming hot urine, cocks his head slightly to the left, and says ˇYo Quiero Taco Bell!"
4. "For that alone, Cujo should be eating hollowpoint kibble."
5. "Finally, you should consider the time it will take for Cujo to cover the distance that separates canisfamiliaris from homosapiens."
