HEY SWEET DUDES OF ROCK’N ROLL AND PROSPER! FIRST YOU AND OYUR CLOSEST BUDS NEED TO GET SOME CONSTRUCTION WORKER DISGUISES LIKE HARD HATS AND CAUTION FLAGS AND SIGNS AND SUCH. FIND YOU A PUBLIC DECORATIVE WATER FOUNTAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN OR IN A SUB DIVISION. GO RENT YOU WELL HOLE DIGGER ALSO. EARLY ONE MORNING GO OUT TO THE FOUNTAIN AND PUT UP YOUR PHONEY CAUTION FLAGS AND SIGNS SO PEOPLE WILL STAY OUT OF YOUR DAMN WAY. IF ANYONE ASKES JUST SAY YOU’RE FIXING THE FOUNTAIN. GET YOU WELL HOLE DIGGER IN THE CENTER OF THE FOUNTAIN AND DRILL TILL YOU HIT THE MAIN SEWAGE LINE. GET YOU A SEWAGE PUMP AND AND PLUG IT IN TO A GAS GENERATOR AND THROUGH DOWN THE HOLE WITH A LONG HOSE ATTACHED. RIG UP THE HOSE COMING FROM THE SEWAGE PUMP AND RUN IT THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE FOUNTAIN. PLUG YOUR PUMP INTO GENERATOR AND RUN AWAY. INSTEAD OF HAVING A BEAUTIFUL DECORATIVE WATER FOUNTAIN, THE RESULTS AFTER THIS EASY MODIFICATION WILL MAKE A HILARIOUS TURD FOUNTAIN!
