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Get a pair of alagator boots and run to the mall. Find the food court and a japanease food place and run up to the server. Say "Modmaki fo Sheeknicla" and the server will be confused, but show him your alagator boots and alas, he will be confused no more. He will give you some magic plate of chicken terriaki. Take the teriaki and walk around the mall until you find someone else with aligator boots. He will be wearing a magic watch. Tell him you want to trade somthing for the magic watch. Trade the terriaki and whatever else he wants, but dont trade him the alagator boots. When you get the watch, put it on your left wrist. Now leave the mall and go to your local pet store. When you get there, you should see an employee with a matching watch. Show him your watch. He/She will then lead you to the back room. She will give you a homosexual guinee pig. Now put the guinee pig in your LEFT alagator boot. Keep whereing the right one. Then, POOF! a alagator will apear. But alas, it is not a talking alagator. Feed him the alagator boot, and then say "Hello Mr. Alagator." he will start talking. (note: even if the aligator looks feminen, it is important that you say "Mr.". Saying "Mrs." will result in a homosexual, talking crocodile.)
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