1. "We grow waterbugs down here big enough to order a blueplate special at the Carver Point Diner and put a quarter in the jukebox."
2. "Well, when Lula June Dover cancelled our date to the VFW DanceOff due to a corn on her left heel, I found myself down at the Cineplex Marathon staring at the marquee." 3. "I was left with Fire Down Below and Mimic." 4. "The kicker here, though, is, while youve seen it all a hundred times before, youve havent seen it executed this perfectly since Ridley Scott took us into deep space with Sigourney and John Hurt and his little chestbursting friend Elmo." 5. "The script is laughingly dumb, but deep down inside, isnt it supposed to be?"
