1. "Satanic Ice Cream Man Gone to the Dogs Everyone should have known the moment Leeuwenhoek dug his claws into the windowsill that this was an omen."
2. "This was no ordinary ice cream truck."
3. "The Entertainer should never be played by an ice cream truck music system, the amplified electronic equivalent of a kiddie piano the kind that are of questionable quality even when theyre new and unbeaten by an enthusiastic child."
4. "As it were, if any of the notes from this ice cream truck reached his grave, what was left of him would no doubt be rolling in it."
5. "It would have been easy to forget the ice cream truck had it not been for Leeuwenhoeks odd behavior."
