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(151 votes) Published: May 26, 2005 4:23 p.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 7750 times
This egg is only being made because of all of the eggs i’ve seen about making fake weed to sell to dumbasses. These eggs only tell you to make shake. Mine will tell you how to make realistic looking buds and shake.
Buds
1)Aloe Plant
2)Sandpaper of a rough sidewalk
3)Oregano
4)Catnip
5)Parsley flakes
6)Thyme
(not all of these are needed, im just giving options.)
Take some new un-blossomed aloe vera buds that come out of the center of the aloe plant. They should begreen and soft. Leave a little stem when cutting them. Get sandpaper or sidewalk and rub the buds lightly to make them "bleed" a little bit. a sticky liquid will come out. Make them kind of misfigured but not too much.
Wipe off the extra goo, then get a flat, clean surface and pour out the mixed ingredients. roll the buds generously on top of the mixture. they should be coated well. Smash them lightly and repeat the process.
Find a warm dry place for the buds to dry. where rodents and bugs cant get to them. Leave them for about a week. this will make sure that they are dry. If they are too dry, get a water sprayer, and spray them about 3 times and leave them to dry for about 1 hour. Put these in a bag and be careful with them. Don’t sell these to experienced smokers. You will probably get your ass whooped.
Shake
1)Oregano
2)Catnip
3)Parsley flakes
4)Thyme
5)A Pan
6)2 cups or water
7)Old weed stems
Ok, now you can make some shake to sell along with your buds. This is what you’ll need to do to make the shake:
Take all of the ingredients and put it in a pot right below a boil. Add 2 cups of water and stir it for about 10min. this gets all of the taste,smell out of it. Take the mixture out of the water with a strainer. Put it on 3 layers of paper towels to dry. When it is done drying spray it with the sprayer. and put it in a plastic bag with some old stems (if you have any). This helps add a weed smell to it, it’ll make it smell legit. Take the stems out after about 2 days. (it wont make a big difference but it helps.) Then put in a bag and sell. Or you can add it to your bad of buds that you have made.
Have fun, don’t get beat off by some pissed of buyer.
May 26, 2005 5:48 pm - Yah well that little kid was a fucktard and didnt know anything about weed. Ive been smoking for 3 years and i would know and could tell by looking at it from 2 metres away. I Grow the stuff, deal the stuff and smoke the stuff daily.
May 26, 2005 6:59 pm - anybody who would try to sell fake weed to anyone over like 12 should be stabbed, but this would probably work to little kids, and suburban rich kids who think they’re being rebels or something, and want to try weed.
May 26, 2005 7:59 pm - ripping people off is stupid....your right an experienced smoker could tell the difference....3* It would work with newbies to the plant....but I say its wrong....
May 26, 2005 9:41 pm - yum! spices! I love when my weed smells like spices, especially oregano, thyme, parsley, oh and best of all, catnip! first weed should be slightly moist, a little leafy and a lot hairy, it should not have a sharp spicy smell. It should be slightly moist and not dry. You are a dumb ass and get a zero. not even close on creativity.
May 27, 2005 12:07 am - if any one ever tries to sell me fake bud i will be forced to kill them....I know someone at school that bought fake weed, then he tried to smoke it with me..he was telling me how great it was and shit...i took one hit and could tell it was spices. i just told him i didnt want any and i sat back and watched him smoke the shit and brag about how great it was...the best part was watching him act like he was high
May 27, 2005 8:16 am - r09755 :fuck you you dumb bitch. It wont smell like spices when you boil all of the flavor and smell out of it. And like i said it is meant to sell to little fucking kids so fuck you.
May 29, 2005 7:14 pm - sorry actually i am not sorry. I aint no little dumb bitch like you. I am 22 and for your information. i grow my own shit, its really easy. 10 oz. minimum per plant. any price i want and people actually come back. so fuck you.
Aug 27, 2005 1:27 pm - You rip off kids with no connections and wouldnt do anything about it. Some retards smoke it and think they’re high. Don’t do this in bad areas.
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