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TIPS FOR SURVIVING SCHOOL!!!
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(130 votes)
Published: Aug 24, 2005 3:49 a.m.
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Right now im sitting at my desk, listening to ’Jimmy Eat World. I am boared exept for the music and thought i would gain some egg points and most importantly educate all the little rebles out there how they can still be rebelious AND be getting through school! I know most of you have already left school or are trying to get out ASAP!! So here are some easy to follow tips on how to get through school and come out on top!

1. Never sit up the back of the classroom! i know you can get away with things up there but you look suspicious to the teacher. Sit in the middle of the classroom you can still do things and dont attract so much attention and sometimes you will also miss out on having you homework checked!

2. Ok there is a teacher who you dont like or who doesnt like you! Just be a complete nerd and do all the work given and sincerly look him/her in the eyes when she is talking, complete all homework and most importantly of all dont let it down untill he/she cracks!

3. In lunch do people steal your money??? just put it in your sock untill you need it! They never check there. also dont tell on them this makes you a little fag that everyone hates!(not that you alredy arnt!!)

4. Never sleep in class! I did this in every maths and english class i had for a year in the last week of term everyone in the class wrote on my face! i walked to my next class with the whole school laughing!! when i had a shower i noticed that someone had also drawn all over my chest! (Reminder to self: Do this to sleeping people!)

5. If you want to get out of a class dont just walk out say you are sick and have diareaa they will tell you to GET THE FUCK OUT FAST!!! it always works if used in different classes and at different times of the year!

6. Always pick one subject that you like and/or are good at! This helps your overall marks up and dont ever plagerise it gives you asn automatic F!!

7. Smke weed and have sex as much as you can to get it out of your system so you can be a rebel out of school!!!

Cya hope this helps!!! 		 
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Faye-2451
Aug 24, 2005 5:20 am -
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I-AM-THE-MONGOOSE
Aug 24, 2005 9:13 am -
alright


MetallicA-1703
Aug 24, 2005 2:00 pm -
Hmm 3*** for effort.


Slash-292
Aug 24, 2005 6:13 pm -
just zone out during class and study when you get home... i’ve lived on that for 3 years now


Nahoosh
Jan 17, 2006 11:03 am -
Same as slash.


xX_PsYcHo_Xx
Jan 29, 2006 4:37 am -
shit that was one of my old eggs! HAHA i didt know what i was talking about! HAHAH!!!


BlackXListed
Jan 30, 2006 1:44 am -
cool 5*


NickL
Feb 23, 2006 11:04 am -
Quote:
7. Smke weed and have sex as much as you can to get it out of your system so you can be a rebel out of school!

ohhh, what great advice for the misguided young teens that read this site.... yeah! thats right! now, along with setting shit on fire and getting arrested, SMOKE weed! aso, start your STD collction young..... like physco. good job man. 5*


bomby_101
Apr 20, 2006 11:11 pm -
That was awsome 5 I gunna try some
Cheers Man!


Monkeypillow
Jun 21, 2006 9:24 am -


LedNRoses
Mar 31, 2007 2:22 pm -
Just watch Ned’s Declassified School Survival! :O
Lmao not


ShadyGrey
Sep 30, 2007 11:44 pm -
I’m graduated but 4 anyways
 
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