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(110 votes) Published: Nov 01, 2005 2:26 p.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 750 times
Ok, this is a prank I developed, based off one someone tried on me. However, they didn’t do it very well at all as you can tell.
Background/Inspiration A friend and I were at Wal-Mart one night, dicking around as usual and picking up a few products. We ended up in the automotive section, as usual and were checking out crappy the good speakers sounded due to rednecks blasting the radio. It was there that we noticed a CD halfway stuck in one of the players. My friend pulled it out and noticed it was a blank marked simpsly "KKK". Yeah... Anyway, my friend and I laughed and he decided to stuff it in his backpocket and take it out to his car to listen to it. It turned out to be Lynard Skynard, old country like Merle Haggard and George Jones as well as some Elvis and other stuff. It was then that the idea hit me. Making a "Demo CD".
Equipment Needed Blank CD
CD Label (and software and printer)
CD Burner (and software and computer)
Computer Microphone
Internet
Basic knowledge of label making and burning.
Steps First, simply find or create the most offensive few tracks you can. I recommend gauging the offensiveness with your friends. You can use Windows’s sound recorder if you want.
I recommend starting out with an opening track with a classy "radio" voice saying something along the lines of, "Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart’s Universal Demonstration Compact Disc. This disc is designed solely for the use of Wal-Mart stores to test compact disc players available at Wal-Mart. Thank you and enjoy." The trick is to say this fairly low, so the person turns up the disc a bit to hear it. (Bonus points if you can find a chick with a sexy voice to do it.)
After that first track, it’s time for fun. Whether it be hardcore gangsta rap, death metal, or you (and your friends) constantly swearing, mocking Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart customers, etc. Have a blast. I opted for Turbonegro’s "Don’t Say Motherf**ker, Motherf**ker."
You can add other tracks if you care to, but honestly two or so after the intro is all that’s really needed. Chances are the unsuspecting victim will get through the first track and immediately slam the volume down and leave. (I added a third track, just to play it safe. I think it was "Me So Horny")
Anyway, now that you have your CD complete, use the burner and software to create your disc. (I’m not gonna explain this, it’s fairly common sense.)
After that, it’s time for your label. If you’re familiar with Demo Disc labels, they’re usually fairly generic. It’s also not uncommon to see the white paper labels slapped on top. This is where your label creater, software and printer come into play. I recommend heading to google and finding your company logo. I used Wal-Mart, but there are other stores out there... Radio Shack, etc. When locating your company logo, make sure to find one with a white background (shouldn’t be hard) so it blends in. After that, add some generic "CD talk" like the copyright year and the all important "All Rights Reserved." These are simply precautions incase your victim has half an IQ.
Now with your CD finished, it’s simply time to make the drop off. Stuff the CD in your pants, jacket, whatever and make your way back to the car stereo equipment (or if you’re brave, electronics) and after checking for employees, make the drop off. The car stereo equipment is hardly ever occupied by employees, at least at my Wal-Mart. Either lay it on a shelf nearby, or else do like I did and slide it halfway in the player and exit (make sure to use those buttons to select that as the CD player that’s turned on.)
Recap After this is done, simply walk away and look for some products and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Unfortunately, the night my friend and I attempted it, it was a bit past midnight (we usually avoid the crowds by going late at night) and noone was biting while we were around and he didn’t wanna stick around and get in trouble. I was a bit bummed but realized the poor planning on my behalf and we left. I imagine the average employee would’ve tested the disc himself at least. I plan to do this again around the holiday season and hopefully I’ll make sure to go earlier and stick around.
Nov 01, 2005 2:36 pm - The idea is to cause unsuspecting Wal-Mart (or other stores) shoppers to blast "unfriendly" music which could embarrass the customer, offend other customers, etc.
Nov 02, 2005 9:05 am - Nice i hate walmart the one near my house is so big you literaly cant see from end to end this is gonna be fun but i think im just going to put in a cd no need for a label. 5*
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