Faking Flyers For Fun
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(297 votes)
Published: Dec 17, 2005 4:24 p.m.
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Ok, I’ve read around eggs and was surprised with the repeated "fake cameras in restrooms" that noone has mentioned this easier take off of the idea.
Materials
Printer (and paper and black ink and a computer, obviously)
Tape (Masking Tape to look "professional". Scotch can work as well)
Optional: Gloves (to avoid finger prints), Folder (for carrying)
With your materials, make a document in Word (or whatever you use) that says something along the lines of...
Quote: ATTENTION (Store) CUSTOMERS:
In order to lower the growing instances of shoplifting, this store has installed cameras in public restrooms. By reading this sign, you (the customer) are relinquishing any and all rights to privacy you may have had.
Thank you, (Store) Management.
This is an example, this sign can be reworded for whatever use. (You could change the public restrooms to stalls or whatever) Anyway, after you’ve made and printed your sign, you simply have to take it to the store and place it up. Obviously, having an accomplice is helpful as they serve well for lookouts. I also recommend a folder, as you can slide the paper in it and slide it in the front or back of your pants to easily carry it into the restroom. Once inside, you can set your sign up whereever you like. I recommend the back of the bathroom door. Most people would only notice this on their way out, pissing them off moreso. This is an easy place to set up the sign (if you’ve got a friend, check out the spot and have your friend step on his shoelace to undo it and then tie it up in front of the door, blocking it in case someone is entering.)
Once you’ve done this, you can get the hell out and hope you hear complaints about it later. Or else if you have a set, you can hang around and hope to hear some customer chewing out employees. |
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 | Dec 17, 2005 4:58 pm -
Haha, Ive thought of that before....5*...people would complain about it too! |
| Dec 17, 2005 5:01 pm -
Sweet. |
 | Dec 17, 2005 9:35 pm -
lol! |
 | Dec 18, 2005 1:16 am -
Anyone can think of this and the signs will get taken down once someone complains to management. 3* |
| Dec 18, 2005 7:37 pm -
If anyone can think of this why aint this egg been posted this way yet?4* |
| Dec 18, 2005 9:06 pm -
Funny as hell!!
5 ’s |
 | Dec 19, 2005 5:23 am - -
Good idea, this would work well with other things too. 5* |
 | Jan 23, 2006 5:09 pm -
bitchin |
 | Feb 09, 2006 3:47 am -
Great eh, 5* because it works! Wish I had though about the gloves though. Thanks for the tip! |
 | Mar 14, 2006 12:06 am -
cool 5 stars |
 | Apr 10, 2006 10:15 pm -
lol |
| Apr 12, 2006 6:33 pm -
sdasfd |
 | Apr 14, 2006 9:27 am - Good.
This is a good but already done egg i give U a 3. |
 | Jun 05, 2006 4:19 pm -
4*, old, but you gave some nice pointers on not gettin caught |
 | Jun 20, 2006 1:10 pm - Dull
DULL |
 | Jul 25, 2006 2:58 pm -
I already thought of it so 3* |
 | Aug 08, 2006 5:41 am -
cool idea so **4** star |
 | Sep 25, 2006 6:50 pm -
I love it! 5* |
 | Nov 17, 2006 3:13 pm -
I DID THIS TODAY AT MY SCHOOL.
THANKS. |
 | Jan 01, 2007 11:57 am -
haha good egg people would get pissed |
 | Feb 27, 2007 5:25 pm -
what about at school |
 | Mar 05, 2007 1:55 pm -
not bad 4* |
 | Sep 06, 2007 5:18 pm -
LOL! I can’t wait to get to the store! 5***** |
 | Nov 30, 2007 4:27 pm -
Simple, creative, and fucking hilarious. 5 stars. |
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