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(153 votes) Published: Feb 01, 2006 5:57 a.m. Viewed 1383 times
House Party Favours
Pt 1
This was an opportunity to make some cash that happened on Saturday night, and I thought I’d share with u lot. Might give u some ideas!
I was out drinking with a couple of mates on Saturday night, and after a few pints we got chatting to a couple of girls who are students in the city. They were off to a house party not far away and asked us if we wanted to come along. My 2 mates had their eyes on the already slightly drunk girls, and I thought there might be an opportunity to relieve some of the guests of their goodies so we all said yes. I was not to be disappointed.
We took a taxi to the house on the outskirts of town. In case you don’t know, here in England u can buy and drink booze when you’re 18 so when we got to the house, at about half 11, the party was in full swing, full of students with more cash than sense, and all trying to get drunk and laid! Man this was a BIG house. The lad whose party it was was 19 an his parents and two sisters were away so he invited all his mates from college and they brought friends, so there must have been bout 100 people there. The girls took us to meet Matt but he was wasted already, and couldn’t stand up, so we went to the kitchen where all the drink was, helped ourselves and while the lads chatted up the 2 girls I said I’d go look for the bathroom and scouted the place out.
Like I said this was a big old house and there were people everywhere. Music was pumping out downstairs from about 3 rooms and it was really noisy. Everyone was talking or shouting or fooling around and most were really going for it with the booze. There was a couple of people passed out on chairs on the floor and there was plenty of weed about. Downstairs was the hall, a huge kitchen with a giant wood table in the middle of it which was the bar.
From the kitchen was a small tv room where people seemed to be making out in. This was where I got my first rush of the night. It was real crowded in this tv room an the tv was on as a couple of guys were playing on xbox. Like I said other peeps were making out or watching the game and it was LOUD! In a corner a bloke was sat on the floor propped against d wall asleep (or knocked out). No one was watching him so I went over to ‘see if he was ok’. I crouched down next to him between the legs and bodies and made I big show of calling him ‘Dave’ an asking if he was awake, but no one took any notice as they couldn’t hear over the noise an music. With 1 hand I gently (so not to wake him up!) patted his cheek and spoke to him and with my other hand patted down the pockets of his combat trousers and felt a tell tale bulge. Still talking to him I undid the pocket and slipped his quicksilver wallet into my jacket pocket. Then I noticed a very nice watch on his wrist so made a show of checking his pulse as I undid it and slipped off his wrist. I was on a fukkin high already! I checked 4 a phone but couldn’t find 1. FUCK! Still 2 outta 3 ain’t bad.
After watching the game 4 a bit I went back into the kitchen, helped myself to another can and carried on looking. The kitchen was crowded with people looking 4 beer or smokes and chatting, but it was too bright so I went back into the hall.
There were stairs in the hall as well as the usual crowd of peeps and u had to push your way through the crowd to get around, which was fine. Copped a feel of a couple of girls asses and my second wallet of the night from some posh wanker chatting up 2 girls telling em about his dad’s Porsche. Did the old bump n lift and another wallet was safely pocketed by my greedy fingers.
On the other side of the hall was the sitting room where there was music, discolights (dark!) and plenty of dancing. From there was a big dining room with more music an dancing (on top of d dining table!) At the end of the hall was 3 more rooms. A study, another sitting room, and a conservatory. The study was where the quiet peeps were sat, talking an smoking while in the other 2 was more dancing an partying. I saw a couple of other peeps passed out in these rooms but I thought I’d take my time and check out the whole place. Matt had seemed to be quite organised so that anything breakable (or valuable) wasn’t on the shelves or lying round, but no bags or coats, so I figured they must be somewhere else.
Like I said there was people everywhere so it was easy to act pissed (drunk to y’all in d USA), stumble round and check things out. Also found a small bathroom down stairs so went in to check my haul so far. The passed out guy had £45 in his quicksilver wallet and the wanker had a twenty. There was also a couple of bank cards and student id’s. Left those in the wallet and hid them at the back of the sink cupboard planning to pick em up later. Didn’t want the evidence on me.
Then went to the kitchen to get another can. No sign of me m8s so thought fuk it, I’m gonna find the coats and bags. Went back into the hall and pushed my way to the stairs. If the good stuff was gonna be anywhere it would be up there so I carefully started making my way 2 the first floor, stepping over the pissed fools chattin an smoking. My heart was racing and was getting a real buzz. There had to be some real good shit up there…..
Part 2 coming soon, and will be properly spelled!!
Feb 01, 2006 6:15 am - Gave you a 5, not sure if it has counted it yet. And just so everyone is aware he didn’t self vote. You remind me of grandmastathief...
Feb 01, 2006 8:10 pm - I hate people who steal at partys. I wish I could have caught the bitch ass theives who stole some shit at my last couple partys. I would probably have incited a the whole party to whoop their asses and destroy their car if I had caught them.
May 04, 2006 12:57 am - I agree with MOSS your a fuck head, me and all my mates (which is obviously more friends than a peice of shit theif like yourself has) enjoy a party like the rest if we caught you doing that shit tho youd wake up in hospital cunt. ill be lookin 4 ya!
Apr 03, 2007 9:15 pm - yea that shits cool it reminds me of the time i was at a party at the college around me at some dudes house and me and my boys walked out with a bottle of henny a laptop and a 3 ft bong and it didnt matter if we woulda got caught cuz we basically brought the party there. lookin forward to the rest
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