messin with my neighbor doug
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(149 votes) Published: Feb 21, 2006 7:01 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 3025 times |
wats up guys. i just joined RE 3 days ago but i’ve been going to this site for a long time. this is my first egg but u don’t have to go easy,tell me wat u think of it.allright, back to the egg. theres this guy that lives by me and his name is doug. he’s a total ass hole. when me and my friends are out side playin footbal he parks right in the way and gets pissed wen the ball hits his truck. he also does a whole shit load of other stuff(but i\’m not gonna get into that.)
so, i decided to fuck with this fucker.
I started out doing gay shit to him like throwing orange juice on his truck. but then i got some good ideas.
1st.
i put some of those pop it snaps in his grass.
then when he mowed his lawn they started popping. i was wathcing from my friends house across the street. he actually took his whole lawn mower apart to see wat was making the noise!
2nd.
another day i poured salt in parts of his grass and it killed those spots of grass!
3rd.
the last thing i did to him was make him have to go a whole nother week with out his trashcans getting emptied. in the morning he leaves before me to go to work and gets back after me. in the morning when i walk to school i go right by his house.
so what i did was on trash day i put a bunch o duct tape on his trash can lid. we have the trash trucks that have the claw.
the trash didn\’t fall out of the can. when i got back from school i took the duct tape off.
since then he hasn\’t parked in our way or been an ass to me and my friends.
feel free to use any of my ideas. |
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| Feb 21, 2006 8:25 am - Hahahahahahahahaaaa! Good one(s). |

 | Feb 21, 2006 8:46 am - Nice trikes. Start using battery acid on the bed of his truck it will eat away in good time.
5* |

 | Feb 21, 2006 9:10 am - Add a primaary picture, youre egg will get viewed much more and Rambo wont down it. Good egg though, like the firecracker one. 4* |

 | Feb 21, 2006 10:50 am - Pretty good, work on grammar and spelling, but otherwise it’s good. I like the snaps idea. 5* |

 | Feb 21, 2006 12:57 pm - lmfao what an asshole you are :D good work 4* |

 | Feb 21, 2006 1:22 pm - HAHAHAH 5 |

 | Feb 21, 2006 3:43 pm - light thermite on the hood of his car, when its not in your way. |

 | Feb 21, 2006 4:05 pm - ok if his truck looks like the one in the pic dont do any shit at all to it!!! lol thats an awesome truck. instead just keep on fuckin with his house and yard and shit. 4* |

 | Feb 21, 2006 6:52 pm - hah. i do tha duct tape shit all the time. i gotta try tha snap one tho. 5*s |

 | Feb 21, 2006 7:27 pm - he deserved all you did to him |

 | Feb 21, 2006 9:59 pm - Haha, funny stuff. I give you a 5! |

 | Feb 23, 2006 8:57 am - nice very funny. yea the snaps idea is really good
5* |

 | Feb 23, 2006 11:03 pm - good egg funny stuff 5* |

 | Feb 24, 2006 7:25 pm - nice porn site!!! |

 | Feb 24, 2006 7:26 pm - lol
jp yall |

 | Feb 25, 2006 11:15 am - thanx everyone
i keep getting 5 and 4 star rating yet my rating is only about 3*
Tell me y u r voting bad |

 | Feb 26, 2006 5:47 pm - funny stuff 5 |

 | Apr 17, 2006 6:00 am - Thats a bad ass truck. Same as mine but mines green and its the SLT (and no tow mirrors). 5* for the truck |

 | Jun 28, 2006 12:39 am - those are some top ideas.great egg. Put brke fluid on the duco of his truck |

 | Jul 09, 2006 1:37 pm - brilliant!! 5 stars! |

 | Nov 27, 2006 11:41 am - nice nice one |

 | Jun 30, 2007 11:44 am - nice. |

 | Jun 09, 2009 9:35 am - wowiwawiwa ess verrry niise i like fife starz | |
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