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(447 votes) Published: Mar 30, 2006 3:03 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 2404 times
Since a lot of people around here are posting high quality eggs, I’ve decided to write an egg telling you how to make a shitty one.
MATERIALS: The IQ of a small insect
No grasp of the English language
The computing skills of a todler
An imaginary digital camera
You mom’s computer
This is blatantly a joke egg PROCEDURE: First, take your brilliant mind and think of a unique and original idea (or if you can’t, steal one off the intraweb!) This can be as simple as "How To: Use a Cup" to something more complex like "Making C4 from ingredients under your sink". Once you have your basic idea down, elaborate. Create a neat and uniform layout of the egg. Describe the materials and procedure like above.
If your egg involves multiple pictures, why spend the 5 seconds to make everything more convenient and post all the pictures in the egg, rather than using hot links. What is more fun than clicking through 10 gay pictures? First, take your imaginary digital camera and post your "pictures" you took. Imaginary cameras are very useful in conjunciton with Google when writing an exploration egg. Taking images off Google and passing them off as your pictures works EVERY time. It’s also really fun to write fantasy stories. If you do have the skills to post hot links, make sure to post them correctly, like this:
Even though when you hover your mouse over the button it says URL, you used your incredible computing skills to decipher "URL" as your desk top, even though it says "http://", which is a dead give away.
Mar 30, 2006 3:04 pm - I am not even going to ask what the fuck is up with RE.
After all, typing in 1337 speak shows your status symbol on the internet. Those who can type the 1337ist and most annoying get all the e-babes. Also, typing in 1337 speak saves around -5 seconds of time.
Self voting is very popular. Everyone is doing it, therefor you must. Use your intense IQ to think of plan to be sneaky about it so people won’t catch onto you. As soon as you post your egg, RATE THAT BITCH A 5! No one will suspect the "One View - 5 stars" as suspicious. They will continue reading your egg. Only dumbasses wait till the egg has had 5 or so votes before self voting.
I’ve found that writing in annoying colors is also popular.
If you follow these steps, your egg will blow big time! It doesn’t matter though, because the people on this site are just as dumb as you. They will rate your utter shit 5 stars without even reading it. Make RE a better place, fill it with shitty eggs today!
Mar 30, 2006 5:05 pm - if you wnt the stupid ones to stop stealing your eggs write the egg in word, then use print screen and open in paint. save it then make your egg the pic. lazy people will not want to type and shit.
Apr 01, 2006 8:58 pm - haha..thats pretty funny...oremember a while back when i first startedlooking at RE. you would critisize people who made shitty eggs and then they would bitch at you for no reason..haha..pretty funny im giving it a 5 for humor and because of all of the shit noobs who didn’t know who they were calling you an asshole for no reason all the time...
I am not even going to ask what the fuck is up with RE.
After all, typing in 1337 speak shows your status symbol on the internet. Those who can type the 1337ist and most annoying get all the e-babes. Also, typing in 1337 speak saves around -5 seconds of time.
Self voting is very popular. Everyone is doing it, therefor you must. Use your intense IQ to think of plan to be sneaky about it so people won’t catch onto you. As soon as you post your egg, RATE THAT BITCH A 5! No one will suspect the "One View - 5 stars" as suspicious. They will continue reading your egg. Only dumbasses wait till the egg has had 5 or so votes before self voting.
I’ve found that writing in annoying colors is also popular.
If you follow these steps, your egg will blow big time! It doesn’t matter though, because the people on this site are just as dumb as you. They will rate your utter shit 5 stars without even reading it. Make RE a better place, fill it with shitty eggs today!
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I hate that 1337 shit aswell. ANd annoying colours at this resolution makes you squint. And I’m supposed to be wearing glasses... Anyway, 6*!
Aug 31, 2006 3:17 pm - :) Silly sarcasm. You forgot typing without distinct paragraph and good orthograph, talking all in caps or HaLf-CaPs and pushing the limits of eye injury with colorful text.
Oct 07, 2006 3:58 am - i dont know about you but i reccon that RE has improved alot lately. just check out some of the new eggs. most of the how to eggs have pics now. 5* anyways because it was funny
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