Dye Your Pet Purple!( ILoveTitties Story Time)
'I looked it up later and found out that in New York Hair dressers will dye your cat for 650 bucks.' 
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(88 votes)
Published: May 08, 2006 1:07 p.m.
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Well guys, Im good and stoned right now so let me tell you a story.
One day I decided to dye my cat bright red or purple, I dont know why and I am not a cat person. I do not dress my pets in sweaters or cry when I see a fur coat. I do not find cats attractive or have people make portraits of my pet. This was pretty out of the blue so I went with it.
Me and an accomplice stole some hair dye from Longs using our old AR-15 trick. That’s when my friend smashes the clerk’s brains out with the butt of his AR-15 while I yell "O SHIT! IT’S AR-15 TIME! HOWS IT TASTE BITCH? WE GONNA STEAL THIS SHIT NOW! YOU CANT DO NOTHIN’ CAUSE YOU CANT WALK ANYMORE SUCKA! HAHAHA!
After we got the hair dye we realized we would need to drug up our cat since you can’t even show him a pool or anything sticky without him having a nervous breakdown.
So we opened my little blue box:
And I naturally smelled my bud:
MMMMmm! Fresh Half-O of purple! YES!
So then we dug out a pot cookie so blackie could get sedated.
^^Those are some manly hands up there. I would look back up there and be prepared to be blown away if I were you.
After blackie chomped down on our treat he really mellowed out and was having the time of his life while we prepared the dye.
Then we applied the dye to his tail and covered his tail with tinfoil. We did all of this in our house(bad idea).
As you could see, Blackie was still pretty pissed off, so we knew we couldn’t dye his entire body with out him smudging it all up against the walls(which the bastard did). So we just gave him a fire ass. His ass, tail, and ears are dyed bright red; hence a fire ass.
The fire ass:
So now whenever we see blackie we laugh and point at him and say: " HEY BLACKIE YoU AiNT SO BLACK ANYMORE! HA! HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH! BRING ON THE PAIN! YEAH! FUCK YOU!"
And then blackie attacks me.
So if you ever want to do this I believe I have showed you how. Just don’t do this if your cat isn’t sedated! Because you have to wash the dye off with lots of water and a normal feline would claw your eyes out through your rectum if you tried that shit.
Peace.
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 | May 08, 2006 1:12 pm -
5* nice (I voted first BTW) |
 | May 08, 2006 1:17 pm -
^ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh^lol that’s rank! lol 5*’s btw! lol |
 | May 08, 2006 1:36 pm -
O yeah, DONT FORGET TO VOTE. |
 | May 08, 2006 1:57 pm -
man i got banned for nudity n u get away with showin pics of ur dyed pussy:Olol...nice egg 5* |
 | May 08, 2006 1:57 pm -
ha, my friend did something like that once, 5* |
 | May 08, 2006 2:06 pm -
jeremy-6674 your a fag lol. Nice egg, I was pissing myself |
 | May 08, 2006 2:07 pm -
Who wears short shorts?
Yeah, Im only kidding. 5* because of pussy and your nice suitcase. You are a real stoner, unlike half the kids here. |
 | May 08, 2006 2:09 pm -
ive always wanted a green cat... lol 4* |
| May 08, 2006 2:12 pm -
^^ Thank you! I always say ’If you’re gonna do something you better do it right.’ And pot is no exception to that rule. |
| May 08, 2006 2:13 pm -
I was talking to herion when I said that. Just in case anyone was wondering. |
 | May 08, 2006 3:54 pm -
SWEET!!! 5*! |
 | May 08, 2006 4:40 pm -
livecapability.mine.nu Check out my new site |
 | May 08, 2006 6:28 pm -
the pics won’t come up on my computer. :(
but 5* anyways because it sounded like you knew what you were doing and it was entertaining. |
| Ma 08, 2006 6:28 pm -
the pics won’t come up on my computer. :(
but 5* anyways because it sounded like you knew what you were doing and it was entertaining. |
 | May 08, 2006 6:31 pm -
gimmie some weed |
 | May 08, 2006 6:37 pm -
LMFAO!! 5* Dying cats fur, rofl, ppretty cool to see my cat go around orange! |
 | May 08, 2006 8:06 pm -
yea s u n n y I think some other youngester copy this and put an egg on it , check it out |
 | May 08, 2006 10:31 pm -
lol fire ass |
 | May 09, 2006 12:14 pm -
omg, that’s HILARIOUS. 5 stars. |
 | May 10, 2006 12:24 am - nice box
nice little blue box maybe me AND YOUR BOX should go on a date |
 | May 10, 2006 3:16 pm -
very ammusing 5*s |
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