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(111 votes) Published: Jun 26, 2006 5:27 a.m. In 9 Favorites Lists Viewed 833 times
So. Did Wal-mart screw you over? Does Best Buy, in your view, suck major ass? Is Target a greedy motherfucker with no regard for the humans working in their sweatshops? Has Coke gone from the homely American drink to multi-national evil corporation? If the answer is yes, strike back at them. This is my guide. It may have flaws and may be a little out of date, and since I’m in Latvia and not in America, I don’t know about the laws over there, although I’m sure they’re not too different from those over here.
A friend of mine used to go to a Rimi or Maxima(The equivalents of Wal-Mart here in Latvia). He would go around and find the most expensive medicines, hardware, you know the drill. Then, he would write down the serial number off of the barcode on the package and call the company that produced those items, complaining that they were defunct, had some sort of defection, were missing something, and so on and so forth. The companies would send him coupons in the mail, which he would return to the Rimi for gift certificates. Using the money he made from this scam, my friend was able to buy and Xbox and two games for it!
Pizza Hut has a money-back guarantee, if you call them(Loof for a number on the box) and complain that it’s cold, the cheese isn’t properly melted or you got the wrong toppings, they will send you a coupon in the mail. Don’t do it with 5 large pizas, though, for they might get suspicious. ;)
Want some Coke, but don’t want to pay those capitalist pigs? Call them and tell them that you got a coke out of a vending machine and that it had dents and small holes in it and that it was half full and that Coke was everywhere. Advise them to talk to their driver(For your area). I did this a few times, and each time they sent me a coupon for 12 free Cokes!
Online is easiest, for the companies that support it.
Email them with your address, any serial numbers, your complaint, and tell them how you’ve loved their product for so-and-so years, and you don’t want to have to stop buying it. Works wonders!
What my friend has done is called 1-800-4MY-XBOX (I think) and said that he would like to cancel his Xbox Live account for a reason like too many jerks online. They will normally offer to give you a free Live game or like 4 (or more/less) months of free Live.
Comments, suggestions, flames and 5 stars ar welcome! :)
Jun 26, 2006 6:28 am - No, but I’m sure you can find it on any pack of Coke or on their homepage. And even Iif I knew it, it would only be the number for the Coca Cola Company Baltics, so it wouldn’t work in your area. Look, snoop around, It can’t be that hard.
Jun 26, 2006 6:33 am - No, but I’m sure you can find it on any pack of Coke or on their homepage. And even Iif I knew it, it would only be the number for the Coca Cola Company Baltics, so it wouldn’t work in your area. Look, snoop around, It can’t be that hard.
Jun 26, 2006 7:31 am - i do almost the sae thing. me and my friend have been telling big corporations that we are doing a lottery or something like it an ask them to give us free t-shirts and pens. corporations are so naive:P
Jun 26, 2006 10:06 am - i think its funny how noone says shit like ohhh i hat eu fucken thiefs get a job here. this is basically sophisticated and planned out stealing. but i luv it. 5*
Jun 26, 2006 4:18 pm - 5** but dont be like all those other ppl who say "WHOS RATING THIS DOWN?!?!!?!" just because u dont get egg points for it...
Jun 26, 2006 5:50 pm - lol i’m about do the coke thing and say it was for my friend who was about to pass-out from extreme thirst but the coke had a hole in it so he passed out. 5*s
So. Did Wal-mart screw you over? Does Best Buy, in your view, suck major ass? Is Target a greedy motherfucker with no regard for the humans working in their sweatshops? Has Coke gone from the homely American drink to multi-national evil corporation? If the answer is yes, strike back at them.
5** but dont be like all those other ppl who say "WHOS RATING THIS DOWN?!?!!?!" just because u dont get egg points for it...
Yes but at one point it was lower than 1*, and I’d like to know who rated it so low and most importantly WHY, since it looks like most people like it...
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