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(292 votes) Published: Jun 28, 2006 2:10 a.m. In 22 Favorites Lists Viewed 7679 times
Ok if you all decide that this is soooooo crap i will remove it...I’m gambling 50 egg points here...
*WINDOWS ONLY*
1. Getting The Free Porn:
I. You can use free p2p neworking programs such as Ares or Limewire to download full movies and pictures.(can also be used for music and programs) You can get LimwirePRO not for the $18.99 they charge you fro but you can simply download and install the free one and search for the PRO one. Easy...
II. You can also get porn from websites if you dont want to pay, my favorite and probably the only one with no viruses and no spyware and is %100 free would be MyFreePaySite There is also some sites that can get you a pretty good free sample, it only goes for a few minutes but im sure you guys are quick...just kidding...
Thats really all the other sites I ever use and really can remember the site. But i mostly use Ares to get my porn and somtimes MyFreePaySite
2. Hiding The Porn:
These are some good ways to hide the porn, if combined your porn will be quite hard to find...
I. To properly delete where you have been on the internet (i hope you all use mozzila firefox) open up the browzer (btw this is for mozzila not IE) select "Tools", "Options..." then click on the "History" tab and click "Clear Browsing History Now" (near the bottom) Now click the "Saved Forms" tab and click "Clear Saved Form Data Now" Click the "Download "History" tab and click "Clear Download History" (dont need to do that if you didnt save pictures/download videos)
II. To make the porn hidden right click on the file/folder and open the "General" part, click the little box where it says "Hidden" and make sure it has a green tick on the box. Go to "Controll Panel" and click the "Tools" tab up the top, scroll to "Folder Options" and left click. Now click on the "View" tab and select "Do Not Show Hidden Files And Folders" it should now have a green circle in it. Apppy the changes and go back to you porn and it should be gone.
III. To password protect your porn right click the desktop and highlight "New", then "Compressed Zip Folder." Add the porn and highlight it all, go to the tab "File" (up the top) and select "Add A Password"
IIII. To hide the files (not the same as 2.II) rename them to somthing like BMX jump, Skate trick or somthing like that. You can rename them to random letters or number them. Click "My Computer", "C Drive" and on the "Windows" folder, make a new folder called (this is what mine is called) "1.grti.exe" (the 1 so its near the top, if arranged by name, the grti for no particular reason and the .exe to make your dumbass parents confused and alot less suspisious) Place your renamed porn in there and you are good.
Random Tactics:
I. When viewing saved pictures try to view them as a slideshow (only works on XP) this stops them from going into the recent files.
II. When viewing saved videos allways open multiple files, it stops them from going into the main recent files list.
III. After you have finished jacking it, or just simply watching the videos for "educational purposes" (like what rotteneggs.com is used for...hhhmmm...) open up a song and let it play for a little bit so it clears the before playlist of porn.
IIII. Check your media player’s library to see it if has auto added the video, if so simply delete it from the library.
IIIII. If you REALLY dont want to get caught with porn use this as a checklist and try to combine this all.
There is my How To Hide Porn egg and I hope you like it, if you feel it needs to be voted down please say so but its much better than all the others on here and I know there is alot but this one should outrank them all...
Jun 29, 2006 11:56 pm - i got a good one.
you could have the folder right on the desktop! (it’s what i do along w/ erasing the history)rename whatever you want,be creative make it sound like it’s part of a program or something.right click the file and click "properties",th n click "customize" then "change icon". i usually pick the one in the top left corner,the when when you usually click on it it says you can’t open it then gives 2 check boxes,"use the web to find the appropriate program" and "select the program from a list"...shit,it works for me,god forbid anyone did get into your account they wouldn’t bother clicking the icon. it’s a good idea if there’s any cpu smart people,really thorough people,cuz they just don’t even expect to BE a folder at all!
Nov 27, 2006 12:55 am - Hmmm...3*...even a kid could do that
As for hiding them, a file hider can be used...search for Hide Files and Folders Download on google...
Mar 02, 2007 10:20 pm - or i just could stand in fnt of a mirror and wank it BECAUSE IM SO FUCKING SEXY!!! lol jk 3*** because i dont relly bother 2 hide porn
Aug 06, 2007 2:52 am - if you have prety nooby perents and yu dont have your own account, you can put all your porn in 1 file, then right click on the folder icon and click properties, and then click hidden. to make the file appear and disapear click TOOLS>FOLDER OPTIONS> click on the view tab and scroll down the list and find DONT SHOW HIDDEN FILES AND FOLDERS (making your porno disapear and no one will find it) and SHOW HIDDEN FOLDERS AND FILES (makeing you porno/what ever avalible to you)