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(150 votes) Published: Jul 03, 2006 2:52 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 1761 times
This is my exploration of the secret midget village of our town. aka:Minter gardens...
Upon reaching my destination it was not yet open so I hopped the fence to go check it out. What I found to greet me was a horrifying tree demon...
see.
Any how as I proceeded I found some frightningly tiny railroad tracks
I followed them
They led me to the tiny train
and towards...
THE KING MIDGET’S TRAIN!!!
anyways I kept following the tracks until I came along a cage with horrifying devilish beasts we know as...
EMUS!
Im not sure whether they use those emu’s for cavalry food or other purposes but I didn’t stick around to long to find out.
As I kept walking I found the most strange thing.
A midget castle. The left wing.
The center.
and the right wing of the castle.
I then entered the castle and a goddamned bird attacked me... Thats right the midget castles gaurd was a fucking bird.
Inside the castle it turned out not to be a castle at all but a deathtrap for all not small. Full of invisible wires at neck and torso level.
After I’d ecscaped that hellish maze... and yes I was too lazy to turn around... I came across their defense mechanisms,
AKA: The midget cannon.
as I progressed it became more and more evident that this was really quite the village.
Here are some midget houses.
More midget houses
Some more midget houses...
and alot more midget homes
They also seemed to have small businesses as well such as a butcher shop.
a gas station
a church
heres the inside of a different church.
Heres the inside of the midget school Although I think elves took over...
I even found the midget day care
and on my out I found the mystical midget house.
and just to remind you of the horrors I went through to obtain these pictures...
Thank you for reading my egg on the exploration of a midget village, hope you enjoyed it.
Jul 03, 2006 9:11 pm - wow brilliant, somebody makes a real rottene eggs egg that is not as obvious as M-80. Do people really think that nobody on rottene eggs has said how to make an M-80? 5*
i clicked the forum how did u redirect it like that?
I didn’t redirect anything...
and sadly It is not actually for midgets... but every time I go there I sure as hell think that there are midgets hiding just waiting to hit me with their midget cannon...
Jul 04, 2006 3:25 pm - ^ Yeah at the front there’s a store and it wasn’t open and the gates were locked so I just jumped the fence. and headed over to the area were no longer allowed in...for some reason....
Jul 05, 2006 2:59 am - ^Yes we’ve been through this and The store is at the front and it wasn’t open yet so I’ll yet again repeat myself... I hopped the fence and headed to the area where we’re not allowed and walked around in there.
Jul 05, 2006 6:03 pm - ^except this is atleast interesting. and I didn’t put it under urban exploring It’s under Global exploration North America. I explored an area as to which is of relative intrest to others in North America, hence it being an egg.
I hopped the fence and headed to the area where we’re not allowed and walked around in there.
Your stupid, your allowed back there. the only reason we were removed one day is because we lacked parental supervision. As i say again its a playground and they only want children with parents playing there. Not retards who shove garden gnomes up their shirts and try to leave like that.
Your stupid, your allowed back there. the only reason we were removed one day is because we lacked parental supervision. As i say again its a playground and they only want children with parents playing there. Not retards who shove garden gnomes up their shirts and try to leave like that.
No your fucking stupid It’s where they store a bunch of fucking small houses there are two places the kids can actually go in the playground and in the castle. they put out over the city during winter for public attraction, and were NOT allowed back there unless you are 18+. So don’t call me fucking stupid unless you go there and read the fucking signs yourself dumbass.
Oh and this egg isn’t on the main page so why don’t you shut the fuck up and go bitch in another egg you don’t like.
and were NOT allowed back there unless you are 18+
Or you have an adult with me, thanks for proving me right. Oh, and your fucking stupid. You can go in any of those houses if your supervised by and adult like I said before. I was there before with you remember you fatass and we got kicked out because we didn’t have parental supervision and you were trying to steal a little statue.
Jul 07, 2006 7:12 pm - Ok a statue isn’t a rubber rat on the ground that I Found and you CANT go into the fucking houses they warn with signs on every house saying WARNING: Do not enter bees frequently infest these houses. So for the last fucking time GO BITCH IN SOME OTHER EGG YOU DONT LIKE!
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