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(131 votes) Published: Jul 07, 2006 4:01 a.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 1035 times
I fist decided to try magical mushrooms when I started listening to Jimi Hendrix very heavily the song in particular was “If Six was Nine” and since I didn’t feel like going strait to hardcore LSD, mushrooms seemed to be perfect. so my friend Allen and I got about an unskimped 50 bucks worth of good old psilocybin cubensis with a lot of blue bruising. These mushrooms smelled of actual shit so we quickly started munching on them with some popcorn. The taste was horrific I literally puked in my mouth but I forced it to go back down. So after about 25 minutes of waiting for them to kick in I got light headed and kind of dizzy then we got strong senses of euphoria so we were laughing at almost everything we could think of and see. We were supposed to go and meet some fat chick at the golf course across the street from my friend’s house at which we were staying to get some weed and some smokes. When we got outside it was like a jungle even though we were in North Bend Washington everything seemed to have a purple hint of color in it. the trees and plants seemed to be bigger than usual and very trippy. Once we got everything we needed we started walking down to the beach at the Snoqualmie River. Once we got to the trail that leads to the part of the river we wanted to get to we saw a bench so we started smoking some weed to calm us down and make everything more interesting. What we didn’t know was that the weed was actually dipped in PCP which was not good at all. So after we smoked a bowl or two I started freaking out and tweaking on my friend and for some reason I got a strong sense that his parents knew everything that had just happened I mean everything the mushrooms the weed the cigs everything, so I start freaking out while my friend is out having the time of his life I keep telling him that we need to get back to his house and all he’s saying is that the flowers are so colorful and big even though its pitch dark out but we for some reason continued on to the beach. and then it starts raining out, we get to the beach and the water level is really high because of all the snow melt I end up falling into the river and stumbling onto the sand and start chewing on my sweatshirt and shivering. I’m was extremely confused so I look up at the sky and the clouds are making faces at me and then they come down from the sky and try to attack me so I close my eyes and I can still see the faces and I couldn’t get away so I pick my friend up and he’s been eating sand for some reason so we start sprinting back to his house and he’s kind of walking and the faces are chased me all the way to his house. So I arrive at his house and it turns out his parents don’t know and I still think they do even though they don’t so I go and lay down and I see my friend come into the room and he collapses onto his nightstand and fucks his back up pretty bad, then he starts ripping his doors out of his dresser and we just start to tear apart his room for no reason at all. I ended up taking a full PowerAde bottle and throwing it at his TV and the PowerAde goes everywhere on to his Xbox 360 and everything and then I get stuck in continuous mind loops where I keep thinking everything over and over again until I passed out. We woke up at about 6:30 in the morning to go and smoke some more weed then I fall back asleep and wake 3 hours later to a clean room since my friend cleaned it all up. So in the end I had a terrible mushroom trip for my first time but surprisingly I am willing to do it again.
Jul 07, 2006 4:29 am - haha i dont do drugs but my sister has told me some pretty fucked up storylike this with her first encounters with PCP and shrooms..Her first itme with PCP was the same as your she didnt know that it was in it so she ended up hiding under my friends desk screaming get away from me pleasse dont rape me when ever her freind would come near her...haha...and fro her first shroom trip...apparently about the same she said everything was all tripy and she saw a cartoon bird fly onto her friends shoulder and grin one of thos :D grins haha..yea thats some pretty fucked up shit...BTW you should never mix two drugs it is very dangerous esoecialy a upper and a depresant or two depresants so smoking pot to calm you down was kinda stupid pretty funny egg otherwise..4stars
Jul 07, 2006 10:33 am - Haha that’s funny! I almost didn’t read it since it is one massive paragraph but Im glad I did.
O and I would have kicked someones ass if they gave me laced weed. The only reason they do that shit is to get you hooked on the other drug so they get consistent customers.
Ju 07, 2006 10:42 am - ahhhhhhhhhhh this comment makes my eyes bleed! it really needed paragraohs, cos i dont know about others but as soon as i see it i think ’well fuck that’
Jul 07, 2006 2:28 pm - I done shroom 2 time And I like them but the fucking taste stay for so long but i dont think it bad its just not something you dont what to taste
I just hate it when you get bored and you start thinking about how you srewd up life and shit like that
Jul 07, 2006 5:07 pm - haha
5** cause u swallowed ur spit.
Ok heres how u do it.
Pop it in ur mouth and chew it up as quickly as possible, then take a mouthfull of orange juice and swish it around in ur mouth and swallow. No aftertaste either
Jul 08, 2006 6:28 pm - this a well written story could have used some paragraphs 3*
dont waste your money on shrooms unless u live in the city, 2-3 days afer rain they will pop up in cow paddocks.
Oct 23, 2006 10:48 am - Definatley 5... cuz even tho u had a bad tripp ur doin em again ... mushrooms r awesome, my 1st time I had an argument w my mom in the hallway in the dark and it was so hard to try and seem sober Im just thankful she never saw my pupils... lol and I had to talk to my principle wen I was on shrooms at school, it was horrible...
...and weed honestly doesnt do shit wen ur on shrooms so yah whoever sed not 2 mix em ur wrong, PCP and shrooms wud b a hell of a tripp, but weed actually opens the neural pathways in your brain, which enhances the effects of the mushrooms because the psilocybin enters the H2T receptors in your brain and scientists can’t explain why the drug fits the recepter cuz its for seratonin or some other shit ... but yah all shrooms r enhanced by weed like muscaline and psilocybin and triptomine and all that shit fits into little receptors in ur brain and weed basically opens them up so that they take in more of the drug....
Dec 07, 2006 9:54 am - Man i gotta give you a 3* because eating them straight can give you tape worms. I’m not gonna give you instuctions on how to make shroom tea or koolaid because i’m sure everyone knows. BOIL THEM FIRST. It’s all good though I ate them my first time too.
Jan 09, 2007 2:39 pm - dude u have a gr8 life yea!
luvin the egg! u betta do some more soon!
showed it 2 my m8 while avin a jay and we where laughing at it for about 10 minutes!!
great stuff!
faves and 5* dude.
nice 2 here of some fellow stones across the water!
Mar 25, 2007 7:35 pm - well i didnt even read this all cuz i got to the part about having weed "dipped" in PCP. PCP is a powder and is sprinkled on the weed and shakin to be mixed with it but eating like 12 shrooms and drinkin so shroom juice is really fun.
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