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(104 votes) Published: Jul 17, 2006 9:56 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 666 times
How many of you really know the classmates.com couple?
I for one knew nothing about them, And so i set out on a journey to discover the truth and oh yes i did.
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Im sure you’ve all seen them before, but besides the FACTS that "they got married" and "have a tonn of kids", The major details in their realationship are no where to be found:
Does he love her?
Does she love him?
Is she a wild child or is she really as smart as her glasses suggest?
Is she styling her hair now to make her look less dudelike?
He’s an idiot, isn’t he?
Or is he a smart jock?
Did he accept a challenge to turn her into prom queen?
Did he win?
Is that how their love bloomed?
Does he still have that V-cut shirt?
Why does he part his hair so far over?
Do their kids know how famous their folks are?
Are they kinda pissed that the ad describes their beautiful union in such an incredulous manner?
With a question mark AND an exclamation point?!
Are they getting a cut of some serious Classmates.com dough, Because they’re undoubtedly the official faces of the brand? Have they leveraged that fame into any kind of book, TV or movie deals? You know what? How bout their names? I just want to know their names!!!!
*Until then, their fake names will be Piper and Axl
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now this new picture has boldly included TWO questions marks and TWO exclamation points. how far will they go?!?!
i contacted classmates.com about my questions and this is what i got:
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Ohhhh, you can’t fool me Sam From The Classmates Member Care Team!! Piper and Axl are real!! Real I tell you!! In real life and in people’s hearts! You can’t "act" or "employee" true love like that! What? Are their 7 kids all acting as well? The search continues...
Man, the internet is like magic. I love it. Allegedly, there could be a 20-year age gap between these lovebirds!! Just think, if we can somehow find Piper and Axl and have them somehow meet, it could be just like the end of Sleepless in Seattle. It would just click. Or something. Anyway, here’s the latest possible 411 (according to reserch):
PIPER = Her real name may be Susan; maybe married to Edward and graduated in 1979
AXL = Could have gone to Wall High School in NJ and graduated in 2001 OR could have gone to Georgetown District High School in Georgetown, Ontario, Canada and graduated around 1998 or 1999
later research shows:
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SLUT!!!! SOMEONE OWES EVERYONE AN EXPLANATION!!!
NOOOOOOO!!!! HE LOVED YOU, PIPER!!! AND GAVE YOU 7 KIDS!!!
AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY HIM????
WTFFFFFFFFF!!!
(I hope the number of F’s properly portrays my disgust at this unsettling discovery. I’m going to take a couple of Advils and just lie down and watch Oprah. GOD NO!! LOOK WHAT THIS HAS DONE TO ME!!)
well well well ...look who just went and TRADED UP BIG TIME!!!
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HIGH FIVE, AXL!!! You’ve turned a complete 180 and I feel that it’s been for the better. Ta-dow, my man. Miss Goldiluscious should help you to forget Misswhathername in no time. As for the kids...well, they’re forever. A permanent semi-ugly mark forever on your record. Good luck and godspeed, dude.
Jul 17, 2006 10:07 pm - i.. dont know what to say? only u have way to much time on your hands and slow down on the fuckin redbulls man. ill give u 3* because i feel bad for you.
Deception or tomfoolery on the part of carnival stand operators.
"Officer Barbrady, I call shenanigans!"
by J W Fokker Oct 17, 2003 email it
3. shenanigans 57 up, 29 down
synonomous to bullshit (aka. shens)
I call shens!
by aolHater Jun 10, 2003 email it
4. shenanigans 50 up, 25 down
A restaurant preferred by Officer Rodney Farva*. It is known for serving mozzarella sticks and having goofy shit on the walls.
*from the movie Super Troopers
Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans".
ac: Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva (from other room): You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mac: *hands O’Hagan the butt of his pistol*
by Brad S. Apr 7, 2005 email it
Jul 17, 2006 10:32 pm - haha i love eggs like this...shows that some people on re still have a sence of humor...5 stars
Quote:
(I hope the number of F’s properly portrays my disgust at this unsettling discovery. I’m going to take a couple of Advils and just lie down and watch Oprah. GOD NO!! LOOK WHAT THIS HAS DONE TO ME!!)
Jul 17, 2006 10:35 pm - my last comment was for -AA-, but thanks durkadurkadoo its good to know some people actually do laugh on RE
Jul 17, 2006 10:53 pm - this is funny. I liked how you actually emailed them. I think I will too!!! And I’ll give them the url to this egg, let’s see if we can’t start an epidemic. 5* btw
Jul 18, 2006 1:23 pm - first off i want to say, yes it is c/p. BUT to the faggots who think i dont know how to make a good egg, hold your ground bitchs. there is no fucking way im giving out my real egg, the one ive been planing and making for months now, until my member level is high enuff to accept all the egg points i will get, last night i was bored and i needed to practice making eggs, seeing as how this is my FIRST EGG. i need to be prepared for my major egg, so STFU stfumike you think i dont know how to make a good egg? well look at this one, its not my information but at least i typed it out! hold on to your panties until my member level is high enough for me to give out my exploration egg, then, tell me i dont know how to make eggs.
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