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This is a partial story but since you can use these ideas yourself I made it an egg.
So theres this kid who in my school who is the biggest prick in the world, I could tell hundreds of stories but it would take way to long. Anyway I wanted to get back at him for being the most retarded person to ever exsist and me and a few of my buds came up with some ideas to seek our revenge on his sabb 95 turbo.
I did a few searches to see if any of these eggs were on here but I didnt see any of the ones that me and my friends did
We all slept over at a house near his and snuck out at 2:30 am. His car was in the driveway and there was no clear view from where we were to his or any other house.
The first thing we decided to do was to take duck tape and tape a huge penis on the top of his car, nothing big, but he wouldn\’t see it and if he did and tried to take it off it would ruin the paint job. After that I took the slim jim I brought with me and opened his door, then we popped the hood. We were originaly going to switch out the oil with something shitty to overheat his pistons but Id feel to guilty doing that, and with somthning that big someone would squeal. So I had a better idea, I ran back to my friends house we were staying at and took a turkey baster and sucked out all the windsheild wiper fluid. Then we each took turns pissing in it. We didnt really do anything that would ruin a part of the car so my friend decided to write fag all over the leather seats with sharpie, and stick 3 cds into the cd player. We also took the rubber off of his windsheild wipers hopping it would scratch the windsheild. Finally before we left we potato piped his exhaust.
We didn’t do anything huge that night ,like slashing the tires or pulling parts off, but if your looking for some fun things to do to a pricks car here are some ideas. You could always do crazy shit like putting a fuse leading to the gas tank but if you dont want to get caught and have fun ths is for you.
Jul 24, 2006 11:18 am - I may sound like an uber noob by asking this cause I have not had that much experience with cars but how does a slim jim open a door. If this is a really stupid question and the answer is really easy then just delet my comment.
Jul 24, 2006 2:13 pm - Hmm I have a Saab 900, and I can tell you’re making this up. First off, even putting the tape on the car would have set the car alarm off. Secondly you can’t use a standard slim jim to get into Saabs due to the design of the door lock, it just won’t catch. Thirdly that’s not even a 900 in the picture man...it’s a 9-5, which didn’t come out till like 99.
Jul 27, 2006 9:19 am - hah we just usually steal the car um if u try this and the car has an alarm get sum people to lift the back of the car to a 45 degree angle that way the cars computer thinks the cars bein towed and will shut off the alarm
Aug 07, 2006 8:32 am - "Hmm I have a Saab 900, and I can tell you’re making this up. First off, even putting the tape on the car would have set the car alarm off. Secondly you can’t use a standard slim jim to get into Saabs due to the design of the door lock, it just won’t catch. Thirdly that’s not even a 900 in the picture man...it’s a 9-5, which didn’t come out till like 99."
He said it’s a 95 in the egg, not a 900. I have a 95, and putting duct tape on it would not set off the alarm. Opening the door with a slim jim would set off the alarm though.
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