Woodwork Room Pranks #1 - The Basics (DaDevil)
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Published: Aug 02, 2006 2:49 a.m.
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This is something I thought of today when I did woodwork. Yes, I admit its a good subject, Im making a solidbody guitar! (In Yr11 Woodwork). And yes, I will keep you posted on how that goes, but right now, lets get back to the egg...
This egg is the total guide to fucking up the vast amount of machinery in a Woodwork Room/Area. But its pretty long, and detailed... Spent a fair bit of time on it as well...
This will be a series of eggs each one telling how to stuff up pieces of Woodwork Equipment...
Now, lets get started...
CHAPTER 1 - ELECTRIC SANDER
Now, there are two types of Electric Sanders.
The Round One:
And the Rectangular One:
Now, to stuff one of these up, they work on the same principal. These cost around $150 for a good quality one, and professional establishments (High Schools, Carpenters, etc) usually do have GOOD quality ones.
My school has 9. So 9 x 150 is $1350. So, when they all "fucked up", the school (or the Board Of Education), had to pay for it...!
Now, on to stuffing them up. They work on similar pricipals. The round one however, has a velcroe/plastic type of bit that is the thing that Sandpaper fits on to. Now, if you take off the sandpaper, you’re left with the velcroe/plastic bit.
Now, my woodwork teacher told us, never to try and "sand" without sandpaper fitted to the bit. He said its bad, and the bit is really hard to replace, long proccess, and the bits themselves cost $60 each!
Well, I guess you can figure out what comes next... Try it, but dont get caught, otherwise you’ll be the one paying $60...
CHAPTER 2 - HAND PLANES
This is a planer:
Again, professional establishments usually have the best, with the best blades, and action, etc.
But theres many ways to fuck up a Plane. Here are two.
#1 The Plane Action
#2 The Blade Action
I guess you can figure out more ways to fuck the planer from there.
Well, that concludes our 1st Lesson in Damaging Woodwork Equipment... Stay tuned for the next edition!!
-DaDevil |
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 | Aug 02, 2006 2:55 am -
Nice! 5* |
 | Aug 02, 2006 3:01 am -
kool 5* |
 | Aug 02, 2006 3:07 am -
i ment to say "fuck up the planer"... as in damage it, not have sexual intercourse with it... LoL |
| Aug 02, 2006 3:40 am -
Quote: I guess you can figure out more ways to fuck the planer from there.
ROFL LMFAO NICE |
 | Aug 02, 2006 5:15 am -
Nice idea 5* |
 | Aug 02, 2006 8:24 am -
^ you should be greatfull to have wood working class, we don’t. |
 | Aug 02, 2006 3:35 pm -
5* as always, which pickups are u gonna use for the guitar? |
| Aug 02, 2006 3:40 pm -
ahhh, well, ive routed the pickup inlays to fit PAF style humbuckers, and have chosen to use Tony Iommi Signature PAF humbuckers.... Great sound they have too!! Fender strat style neck, bigsby tremolo, etc... |
 | Aug 02, 2006 8:12 pm -
Lol why don’t you just smash them with a hammer? It works faster and more effective. Good job though. 1* |
 | Aug 02, 2006 9:42 pm -
nice 4*s |
 | Aug 30, 2006 4:32 pm -
delete this immeadietly |
 | Se 27, 2006 9:22 am -
really good egg 5***** |
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