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(212 votes) Published: Nov 29, 2006 10:49 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 3208 times
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Ever had a roommate or kid in your hallway that always puts on way too much Axe or Tag body spray so that its too life threatening to even venture out there? Well I’ve got an easy way to get that to stop.
Materials:
Quote:
-a target (roommate/someone with body spray)
-an excuse to get access to their body spray
(only needed if it is someone you don’t have
access to their body spray at all times)
-half a brain (to not get caught)
How to get them to stop:
Get access to their body spray however you can. A good excuse would be
Quote:
Can I use some of your *insert body spray here* I just had gym and I f****** stink
If they don’t lend your their body spray, tough luck find another way to get it.
Now that you have their body sprayput very little pressure onto the nozzle so that only air comes out. What SHOULD happen (not completely guaranteed if its a full can) is that it will spray some deodorizer then just turn into pressurized air coming out of the valve thingy.
Once you have only air coming out keep it like that till it stops (or for quite a while but not completely if you borrowed it from someone, so that they don’t get suspicious).
What has happened is that the pressure inside the can is equal to the pressure outside so the deodorizer can’t come out in a spray form.
Put basically, the can is useless.
If your target keeps on buying some just keep on doing this little trick till they finally buy a deodorant stick which last longer and doesn’t stink as much.
FAS (frequently asked stupidities) S: This wont work! If you do that all that happens is it makes droplets of the body spray come out slowly!
A: If that happens it could be two of the things that I noticed while trying this:
1. Your pressing a bit too hard. Try putting less pressure.
2. The can could be too full for this.
If it’s #2 then there isn’t much to do about it.
For those of you who will say, "Just spray it like a man!" that would ruin the whole concept of this egg. If you were to spray it normally you would also create the god-awful stink cloud as you do it.
S: I don’t get what you mean by,
Quote:
put very little pressure onto the nozzle so that only air comes out
A: Press the thing that lets the deodorizer out very lightly so that nothing but air comes out. It should sound like a leak in a balloon.
S: This is so gay. Why would you want to do this lame ass prank when you could simply trashed the can and beat the stinker up!
A: Cause that would be barbarian-like. Doing it my way actually needs a bit of brains instead of pure muscle. If the barbarian was faced with 20/1 odds of winning a fight, he’d try to win and lose. The smart person would use brains and think up of a way to change the odds (ex: setting traps, converting the enemy)
Basically my way is the more intelligent way.
S: Why didn’t you put pictures in your egg?
A: I didn’t think it was really necessary because of this FAS. If you don’t like the fact that there aren’t any photos, then too bad. Send me a egg mail and if I get enough egg mails (30+), I’ll put pictures in all my eggs from now on.
S:I adore you. Can you bless me.
A: No. I don’t like suck ups.
S: Was this Copy and Pasted?
A: No
S: Did you run it through a spellcheck?
A: Yes, several times
S:Does your grammar suck?
A: Maybe.
Please rate this fairly. I did put effort into this and I wouldn’t want to see my efforts wasted.
And for those of you who think I put too much of the work into the FAS, I did it to have a change from those basically only picture eggs that got boring for me.
Nov 29, 2006 10:55 pm - meh if you had a 20/1 chance of winning.. chances are you would win dumbass.
good egg tho.
i wouldn’t use it like this tho. i tryd to made aresole ballons and when they explode the burning deoderant stinks but if theres only aresole in it it would be better.
an easier way for this egg is to just throw out their can... or steal it.. or blow the FUCK out of it.. yeah.. erm 3*
Nov 30, 2006 3:07 pm - Pretty good idea...I did this a while ago to one of the kids in my gym class for like 2 days so that it would be equal in pressure cause it takes long....then he was like wtf!!!!??????? and everyone was just laughin at him....5*....good idea
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