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(108 votes) Published: May 24, 2003 12:00 a.m. Viewed 521 times
Story one:
Some people were sitting under a tree one day. I was one of them. I dont remember when it was, around about 31 years ago, I think. I was reading Harry Potter.
Later that year, old Miss Dulop did a poo and some people were teasing her because she had no nose. I told them that they should stop because if they did she would pay them. They stopped. She paid. We were happy. Next thing I know, I was reading Time magazine and I was apauled! Then something out of the ordinary happened I read that I only had an average of 90 years to live! That gave me an urge to accomplish something. So I wrote a song for my rock band.
That song won me a gold medal in 1992. I hadnt realised I had such a large vocabulary until then...