Super Happy Fun Time Adventure
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(153 votes) Published: Jul 17, 2007 1:47 p.m. Viewed 660 times |
Ok so I was at my pap paps today and I was bored. I ended up deciding to go ride my four wheeler to the lake for a swim, and then I thought "wow, I’m a n00b on RE, I could make an egg on my trip and get some sweet egg points." The ATV is pretty heavy and is made for work and hauling deer pretty much but it can go up 50 50 Mph and is still pretty fun.
Thats what I’m gonna be ridin’ dirty in
A scope of the area from Terra Server or something like that
Starting off, w00t!
Going around the corner
Taking it pretty fast just fot j00!
On a straightaway
Halfway to the turn is my old treehouse, the entrance is hidden though
Pathway to the treehouse
It never got done because of my bastard father, YAY! jk jk it’s still getting built
On the road again
Stopped to decide which way to go, I chose left
Ohes noes I broke free and arrived at our camper, which is pretty much used for parties
Walking inside...
I decided to look around a bit to see if I could find anything useful
o yea jackpot baby, [everyone jacks off, just everone lies about it]
ya score again I found some type of berries, like blackberries or something like that
After that I pulled out and It’s a another straightaway after the camper so I started cruisin
Took a turn and about to enther the woods leading to the lake
In tha woods
Macro of a mushroom, because I always wanted one
zig zaggin through the trees
Old as hell outhouse, with some small treasures I found lying around
yay I made it to the lake
Dead carp I saw near the dock, wrapped in netting
eh after I was done swimming I decided to look around a little
and ended up finding a tent...
Nothing worth taking so I decided to go back home...going back to the four wheeler
Going to see if there is a shortcut back
But find out a big tree is blocking the way
And take a different way...steep hill
Got back off and looked at our old dump
Almost there...
yay finally there...one time I found a golf club and like three televisions...lol
The rest of the way is field so I got home fast
Parked my ride...a look inside our garage
And walked around to the back
yay look at that douchebag
ok thats the end, now GTFO! |
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 | Jul 17, 2007 1:48 pm - ok vote and comment on this one |

 | Jul 17, 2007 2:04 pm - ugh it won’t let me delete the other one I’ll try again later |

 | Jul 17, 2007 2:09 pm - 5 |

 | Jul 17, 2007 2:42 pm - That was some serious fucking business.
5* |

 | Jul 17, 2007 2:42 pm - already over my point limit lol |

 | Jul 17, 2007 2:59 pm - OMG! Dude i loved this egg. The problem with most eggs is that they dont have pics. This one had shit loads. By the way 5* |

 | Jul 17, 2007 3:59 pm - i have to say, your lake is nasty as hell, but its a good egg so 5* |

 | Jul 17, 2007 4:17 pm - sounds like fun i wanna make an exploration egg but i cant find a place to explore. oh well 5* |

 | Jul 17, 2007 4:29 pm - yea it is pretty nasty , the mud is really gooey and gooshes between your toe and you can sink like a foot in it lol
but you get used to it |

 | Jul 17, 2007 4:30 pm - any tips on how to delete the other one?
it won’t let me it jus goes blank
any mods wanna delete it? |

 | Jul 17, 2007 5:17 pm - 1* for the title (it’s exactly something I would put)
3* for the good pics
1* for the lulz |

 | Jul 17, 2007 5:17 pm - How many CCs is that ATV? |

 | Jul 17, 2007 5:54 pm - LOL taylor rain porno mag...priceless |

 | Jul 17, 2007 7:22 pm - 350 CCs of pain
luwlipop |

 | Ju 17, 2007 7:37 pm -
Quote:
Ohes noes I broke free and arrived at our camper, which is pretty much used for parties
looks like its been ’partied’ and sexytimed out....5*’s |

 | Jul 17, 2007 8:15 pm - five-R |

 | Jul 17, 2007 10:13 pm - sewwwt property you got there and nice egg! is that "Fairy God Perents" that guys watching ?
5***** |

 | Jul 17, 2007 11:32 pm - yep I think so lol |

 | Jul 18, 2007 12:39 am - great job, what state do you live in?
*5* |

 | Jul 18, 2007 3:43 am - wish i had a property liek that, i onlt have like a 50m squared backyard, sucks balls coz nabours allways complain to the council and police for making to much noise with my sterio or fire crackers |

 | Jul 18, 2007 11:32 am - I live in Illinois
yea it’s pretty great, you can do just about w/e you want out here |

 | Jul 18, 2007 11:50 am - cool!
nice egg |

 | Jul 18, 2007 2:19 pm - 5 Stars buddy! I am making an egg kinda like this about my secret spot, so you and everybody else look for that! |

 | Jul 18, 2007 3:38 pm - W00T! |

 | Jul 18, 2007 3:51 pm - EXCELLENT!! GREAT EGG! I MADE IT THROUGH THE ENTIRE JOURNEY!! 5* |

 | Jul 18, 2007 5:06 pm - this is a one hundred percent kick ass egg, i love it... nice fourwheeler, nice property and kick ass party wagon AKA "camper" you’ve earned a five from me bro, and just possibly... favorite exploration egg.... give yourself a pat on the back... |

 | Jul 18, 2007 5:30 pm - 5*s |

 | Jul 19, 2007 4:41 am - Hey great egg!
By the way:
The berries were Maulberries, they taste really nice!
But.. i hope you didnt find out the hard way that they STAIN alot and your hands turn red if you get shitloads of em.
I love what you did to the picture of mags, I wonder if i was the only one that noticed you changed a word too "FUN"
Nice work.. 5* |

 | Jul 22, 2007 8:57 pm - 5* tomorrow so you’ll get the points. I live a house with fields surrounding our small town. I might make an egg on it. We have a flipped over car and about 4 mini fridges around where I live. Your lake seems not safe to swim in since that fish may have caught diabeetus. |

 | Jul 30, 2007 6:25 pm - 5*s i want to do an exploration egg. You’ve inspired me :P Good job. |

 | Aug 24, 2007 10:12 am - 5* MOST EGGS DONT HAVE MANY PICS... |

 | Aug 24, 2007 10:12 am - 5* MOST EGGS DONT HAVE MANY PICS...THTS WHY I LIKE THIS 1 | |
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