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how to get a girls pussy wet

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Published: Dec 18, 2007 5:50 a.m.
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first off all you have go to to the girls house,
you dont have to do this but is much easier.

girls dont exactly want to get there pussies out in public as people might see them.

ok so once your at the girls house you might want to go to her room, if her parents are home because if they see you getting her pussy wet they might get angry.

so once your in the girls room you can now ask her to get her pussy out, she probably will be a little shocked at first that you just wanted to go to her house and room to just see her pussy.

the best pussies to get wet are usually ginger pussies or brunette pussies as they are usually easier and arnt as violent as black pussies, and if they cross your path thats seven years bad luck and i dont think anyone wants that.

METHODS TO GET THE PUSSIE WET.

a)Now the first and easiest way of getting pussy all wet is have a little water pistol in you pocket
and shoot it but these pussies can be quite quick
so you might want to attach a scope onto it.

Wetting percentage: 30%
reaction by pussy:50%
reaction by girl: 10%

b)another way is to fill a bucket of water and throw it at the pussy has a bigger coverage but also the girl would be suspicous of you carrying a bucket of water to her room.
if the girl finds out that you intended to get her pussy wet she could react badly and maybe kick you out and that would be the end of your pussy wetting days.

Wetting percentage: 90%
Reaction by pussy: 90%
Reaction by girl: 10% ( she probably already new that something was up)

NOW TO THE THIRD AND FINAL METHOD OF PUSSY WETTING AND ALSO THE MOST FUN: the hose

now this one you will have to prepare before you go into her house and you want to sneak over to her house( maybe at night) at turn the hose on but make sure the nozzle is turned off, the you have to take the hose and put it on her window sill.
now when you are at the girls house and she is playing with the pussy with her fingers maybe even her fist you quickly turn and run to the window, and then turn the nozzle on and soak that pussy.
the pussy might scream and you and maybe say

" oi ya gay kent wats you doing fucking wetting me "

pussies usually have very bad grammar because they are not usually highly educated.

Wetting percentage: 100%
Reaction by pussy:100%
Reaction by girl: 100%

so if you have followed these instructions the girls pussy is now throughly soaked this is where you can make you escape out the window or if you have a jetpack you can go out from the roof via a pre cut hole but thats for the pussy wetting professionals.


BY NOW THE PUSSY IS THROUGHLY WET AND YOU HAVE MADE YOUR ESCAPE!





Q and A

Q:What do i do if the pussy trys to swallow my fingers?

this problem can arise in many pussy wetting situations, wat you do is give it a good liking and it should release.

Q: What do i do if you girl pulls down her pants and shows me her vagina?

A: this does not matter , its not the desired outcome but you may still continue the methods i listed this can be a great experience for you, the girl might be a little angry.

thanks RE for reading my egg.

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FireFanatic

Dec 18, 2007 5:53 am -
0*


________

Dec 18, 2007 6:41 am -
5* i thought it was funny


--Jotto--

Dec 18, 2007 7:14 am -
*0, I didn’t really find it funny. And joke eggs better be hilarious, otherwise it’s a zero.


J0hnnySick0

Dec 18, 2007 8:19 am -
Quote:

A: this does not matter , its not the desired outcome but you may still continue the methods i listed this can be a great experience for you, the girl might be a little angry.


Haha 5*


pro_violence

Dec 18, 2007 9:03 am -
five stars cuz we both skate zero, and it was kinda funny.


mutton-chop

Dec 18, 2007 2:11 pm -
2*s for skating zero, otherwise very retarded, most dont need a guide for this, so i dont know why i even looked at it. it was somewhat funny though-kind of


CDH

Dec 18, 2007 3:18 pm -
this brings epic lulz





























NOT 0*s


Cam-9056

Dec 18, 2007 4:13 pm -
kinda entertaining 5* for egg 0* for skatin zero


misterbuzzkill

Dec 18, 2007 4:43 pm -
we all already know how so it was funny 4*

well most of us..


Bier_ist_fur_Manner

De 18, 2007 4:57 pm -
0* cause u gay u rather have the cat than the girl


UncleSpam

Dec 18, 2007 5:08 pm -
Hahah i thought it was quite funny 5*


i_got_mail_yay

Dec 18, 2007 8:25 pm -
5* cause my name is kent, too


HughGRection-6145

Dec 18, 2007 9:04 pm -
Pretty funny but 0*

because I DONT skate zero

I don’t even know what that means but you got too many stars because of it.

Just tryin to balance everything out


RAGEandRUSH

Dec 19, 2007 1:49 pm -
5* just for the pic


HOGEDUDE17

Dec 19, 2007 5:51 pm -
haha...funny but not an egg...1*


ripclaw

Dec 19, 2007 8:47 pm -
you pretty much made a complete idiot of yourself


jay-1842

Dec 20, 2007 1:42 am - fuck
sissy


CrashKattie-621

D c 21, 2007 11:23 pm -
be anyone but you.


Spaghettifier

Jan 14, 2008 12:55 pm -
4 for the pic

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