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(122 votes) Published: Jan 07, 2008 2:58 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 527 times
THE FIRST STEP AT BEING AMAZING AT LIFE IS LEARNING TO TYPE IN ALL BOLD CAPITALS WITH LOTS OF SPELLING ERRORS.
The secound is learning how to talk well.One way is to quote people. example "I keep my friends close and my enemies closer". Once you get the hang of it make up your own lines. A few examples are "your one slippery eel" or "Just kickin it old school". Now you want to get a good vocabulary. You should learn words like noob,pwned,schooled,face-off,trash ect. Now your ready for insults. Start off easy "your mother wears combat boots". then work up to better insults like "you dont have a face, yo face off, wheres yo face i dont know but on your face yo face isn’t!" and "Thats what she said".
Next you need a cool nickname. Some examples are E-zizzle,Tom Sawyer, The Powerhouse, E-man, B-Rod, Mr.Peanut ect. Just make sure its classy and hard to forget. Remember everyone loves mr.Peanut.
Finally watch some funny videos
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