Stronger energy drinks - POiZN
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(162 votes)
Published: Jan 15, 2008 2:30 p.m.
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Stronger energy drinks. - POiZN 15.01.08
Alright, I’ll give ya a heads up. I like energy drinks. I like the taste, I like the energy and they’re all weak. Except for NO NAME, but that’s unavailable ATM. I use the energy
from em, and they don’t give me much unless I down about three.
Then I found out that caffiene boils at 170°C and sugar at around 175°C. You might think, so fucking what? Well, I thought, why not buy some cheap energy shit and boil it
off for the caffiene? Then put that and make a stronger drink?
Great I thought, my idea was to have a sticky tar like solution of caffiene and sugar at the bottom of a saucepan, but , you can’t see this in the pics, it goes into little blobs
and kinda sticks to the sides ect, so I left it til most was boiled off, and it was a really thick gloopy solution of caffiene and sugar, just runny enough to pour. I thought meh,
but then realisd it made it easier, and now realise I could of thrown sugar in there, heated it and mixed it all up. On with the egg.
Ya gonna need niggas:
Energy drinks (NO WAI, how hard was that fuckers?)
Saucepan
Thermometer
Stove or heat source
Bottle or air tight storage device
Fucking common sense which half of you fucktards here don’t have.
The energy drinks I’m using (You can use one and some cheap shit, I’m going for more):
-Rockstar Orange and Mango, the orange can at the back
-Relentless Inferno, one in the middle, golden orange in colour
-Red Bull (only one pictured, I used two to boil off, cheapest some shop had, same price as V, but tell me to boil off V and me and rivalZone will piss in your eye.
-V! Fucking glorious V!
MOAR PIC OF V:
Anyways, thermometer:
Saucepan:
Stove:
Two lite bottle, 7up free (who comes up with this no sugar shit?):
Ya gonna do:
1. Pour your cheap shit into the saucepan, two cans are in there.
2. Boil it.
3. Picture I tool while boiling, let off the stove for 1.5seconds, it cools quick.
Now ya gotta make sure it doesn’t go over 100°C, the drink won’t, but the caffiene and sugar will. Don’t let it.
4. Almost done.
5. Done, this step is hard to explain. There’s gonna be loads of splotches around the pan, now tip the pan up so that the liquid moves up the pan, then while it is soaking the
splotches, lightly scrape it with a spoon or a knife or something, then when you put the pan straight, it’ll lightly deepen in colour.
6. This is mildly optional, but it makes shit easier. Put a plug or something in your sink and fill it a little with cold water. Then place a glass or something in the cold water.
7. Pour the liquid stuff in the glass. WTF, why do it? Cause the liquid is hot, it can crack like my arse. So by cooling the outer glass constantly, it won’t.
8. Celebrate good times, C’MON!!! See how dark that shit is, from regular Red Bull?
Try drinking a tiny sip, feel how thick it is.
9. The good shit. If you have a jug with a little ’lip’ on it for pouring, use it. Like this:
Pour all the drink(s) into the jug, so it’s easier to pour into a bottle.
Relentless:
Rockstar:
V:
Now for the caffiene.... "gloop".
All in, now pour it all into an air-tight container, my 7-UP bottle.
Done, now drink it mofo. Tastes different. A bit sharp at first, but I like it. I hadsome earlier, and it works like a bitch. Gave me a nice energey boost, and it’s great if your fat
arse needs to play spots or something.
Where to go from here?
Go to your local supermarket and buy or steal some BBQ sauce.
Proceed to Sharpie onto your chest "Alle PWNS me!"
Hold BBQ Sauce to head and take photo.
Recieve constant high level 5* ratings.
Why suck up to Alle?
I’m not. But I find amusment in BBQ Sauce and PWN words on people’s chest, and, since Alle came up with the idea, he deserves credit.
Sorry about the small pictures, but my camera eats batteries like babies, and I don’t have any super camera ones, so I used my phone. I didn’t realize how small they we’re ’til I uploaded.
Now go buy some NRG biatches. |
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 | Jan 15, 2008 2:43 pm -
I prefer cocaine.
Not the energy drink.
5***** because my mouse is nearest to the 5 and I really need to take a shit soon. |
 | Jan 15, 2008 2:45 pm -
5’d yours too. Where were you yesterday, thought we were supposed to be spammin. |
 | Jan 15, 2008 2:48 pm -
5stars brutha
xD lol.
Nice egg ill be sure to try it. |
 | Jan 15, 2008 2:51 pm -
3*s for the crackhead shit.
sorry p |
 | Jan 15, 2008 2:55 pm -
nice. never knew that caffine could be separated that easily.instant 5* |
 | Jan 15, 2008 3:19 pm -
funny i was just thinking of doing that for an egg lol i did this at school last year with coke
5* because i like v |
 | Jan 15, 2008 3:24 pm -
5* and favs |
| Jan 15, 2008 3:33 pm -
wait. isn’t red bull much more expensive than the others. why not boil away the others? |
 | Jan 15, 2008 3:37 pm -
All you did is steal the Idea from My super powered energy egg and put it in another energy drink. |
| Jan 15, 2008 3:55 pm -
Quote: Where were you yesterday, thought we were supposed to be spammin.
Stoned, and I’m not like the try hards on RE who come online high or pretending to be high (who the fuck comes online when stoned!?) so I just got stoned had a laugh and sprayed more sand nigger talk. |
 | Jan 15, 2008 4:35 pm -
definatly 5*
why is bonesplitter so mean?? |
| Jan 15, 2008 4:46 pm -
nice 5* dude |
 | Jan 15, 2008 5:13 pm -
4** How does it taste? |
 | Jan 15, 2008 5:33 pm -
very nice. 5*
i would try it... but im not much of an energy drink guy. |
| Jan 15, 2008 5:43 pm -
WTf is the point of this? It still contains the same amount of caffeine and sugar no matter what just a more concentrated soultion and your body will still absorb the same amount of caffeine even if its dilluted.
I dont know why people buy energy drinks caffeine pills are way better and WAY easier to take. |
 | Jan 15, 2008 5:59 pm -
Whats up with all these gay eggs about energy drinks and caffeine? You can buy damn caffeine pills at wal-mart for like 1 dollar. It comes in like 200 mg pills with like 32 pills in a box. Just pop 2 or 3 of those, thats 3 red bulls right there. Plus you might not even have to buy the shits, look up how to steal at walmart on here. But for all the fucktards, dont take to many of them cause they can kill you. Not to mention over time caffeine doesnt effect you as much. You get used to it. I take one before weight training itll get you blood pumping. So dont be dumb and spend 3 dollars on a nasty ass "energy drink". Just pop some pills. |
 | Jan 15, 2008 7:25 pm -
Well agreed 1nfection made a similar egg....but you hit my soft spot...i LOOOOOVE energy drinks...so 5* automatically...plus favs...plus 5* on profiles....MORE ENERGY DRINK EGGS PEOPLE!!! |
 | Jan 15, 2008 7:52 pm -
The only possible downfall to this is that there are lots of things aside from caffeine in energy drinks that boost energy, and they may boil off at a much lower temp... |
 | Jan 15, 2008 8:19 pm -
5*.
Wouldn’t use it though. I use speed when I need energy. |
 | Jan 15, 2008 9:08 pm -
5* cause i like red bull dont drink more than one of those in a day you will have a heart attack |
| Jan 16, 2008 12:35 am -
Philly, yes it has the same ammount in, but you can drink less, and have more caffiene, I forgot to mention. Like If I had 500ml, it’d have 296mg of caffiene in it rather then Monsters 160MG. |
 | Jan 16, 2008 10:01 am -
5! That said, energy drinks suck monkey ass. |
 | Jan 16, 2008 10:52 am -
i’ve never had V before... but the rest yes. i bet the outcome of that tastes like SHIT, but 5 * anyways |
 | Jan 16, 2008 6:18 pm -
4* because you can get caffenine pills and put them in monsters then sell to little children |
 | Jan 17, 2008 8:16 am -
Cool egg. I’m going to give it a try even though I don’t like that shit. I’ll probably have my friend drink it. |
 | Jan 17, 2008 8:52 am -
this is kinda obvious, so 3*’s. but 5’s on your profile because its about energy drinks. MAD BAT FTW! |
 | Jan 17, 2008 11:22 am -
4*s |
 | Jan 18, 2008 3:55 pm -
5*s SOrry mate that i havent read this ret didnt know you made an egg untill i went to send you a message and saw it. GREAT STUFF MAN. Check my eggs out to
-Skimzy. |
 | Jan 27, 2008 11:19 pm -
why not just buy nodoz |
 | Jan 28, 2008 5:31 am -
Fucking common sense which half of you fucktards here don’t have. hi 5!!!! coz dis is kool |
 | Jan 28, 2008 4:34 pm -
Nice idea I never thought of condensing energy drinks
I usually just down 2 or 3 and save myself some time |
 | Jan 30, 2008 6:32 pm -
5* try grinding adderall into red bull. its water soluble and fun as hell. |
 | Feb 01, 2008 12:17 pm -
5*
Great explanation, and cool idea. |
 | Feb 06, 2008 8:14 pm -
damn man if your that desperate to get wired hit somebody up for a couple adderall or somethin..i bet you feel like shit when you come down off your sugar high..but anyways..imma give you a 4 just cuz im in a good mood and you took the time to put the pics up |
 | Feb 09, 2008 6:58 pm -
thats crazy, 5* |
 | Feb 12, 2008 5:05 pm -
2’youre just evaporating the water. |
 | Feb 14, 2008 2:10 pm - TWAT
If you want energy just drink lucozade as it adds energy from glucose witch is called isontic drinks. Energy drink has caffine in witch is an anti depressents witch means it uses up the energy you have and it doesnt give you anymore! They dont teach ya that at school. MY rugby coach had ago at me for drinking red bull before the cup final |
 | Feb 17, 2008 4:05 pm -
Looks like fun, lol gotta try it
5* great instructions! |
| Feb 19, 2008 3:14 pm -
+favs! 5* again |
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