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(82 votes) Published: Feb 24, 2008 5:10 p.m. Viewed 550 times
Greetings fellow RE members, today in this egg I’m going to share one of my most recent Urban Explorations. The Urban Exploration consists of an abandoned asbestos filled house. Personally, I had no problems whatsoever going into the house with asbestos. . . But the friend who tagged along with me did. So basically that delayed the Exploration a little bit.
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Before I go any further, I would like to state how I found this location, and a slight bit of information in regards to it. O.K, so basically one day I was with a couple of friends and we went for a walk. We walked into a certain place I had never been before, so it was quite interesting to see what this place had to offer. I’m not entirely sure who spotted the abandoned house, but I was most certainly the most eager to get inside. We inspected the outside for a possible way to enter, but found none. So I suggested we jumped the fence. I attempted to jump the fence, but it came to my attention the people next door to this abandoned house where arriving home, so I quickly jumped down so they couldn’t see me. I explained that to my friends, and we waited a bit. So after a few minutes of waiting my friend and I (the other one waited outside) jumped the fence to look around. Then, out of nowhere the neighbor popped his head over the fence and said “Why are you in here? I’d suggest you get out because someone owns this property and checks up on it every now and then”. My friend said “Oh, sorry. We’re just getting our ball”.
So at this point in time we had 10 minutes at the very most to look around and discuss if it was worthy of an egg. We came to a conclusion that it was, and left with a tennis ball we found inside of the location.
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So this brings us slightly up to date. . . But, I shall continue.
On the 23rd of February, Saturday my friend and I set a goal and that goal was to UE four locations (Although due to the fact we didn’t know where 2/4 where located, we only got 2/4 complete) and we figured the first, and easiest one would be the abandoned house. In all honesty, I couldn’t be bothered walking to the location, so my friend and I just received a lift from my mom. I asked her to drop us off around the corner from the place, so it isn’t suspicious or anything. She was actually alright with this, so I was somewhat happy.
Moving on, before we got out of the car we looked at the house and it came to our attention that not also was the gate open, but a mad man was inside. I looked to my friend and said “You’re shitting me, that can’t possibly be the person who owns it?” he said “I doubt it; it’s probably just a random”. So we waited until he left, and slowly ventured out of the car and near the location.
We looked at the signs on the fence and I decided to take a few pictures;
Basically this sign indicated the area was dangerous. Obviously, it was. From mad men to asbestos, only God himself knew what this house had install for us.
As we walked down the fence my friend saw another sign, this one put fear in his eyes, although, due to the fact I’m somewhat of a lion, I received no fear, and insisted we went inside, regardless of the conditions. I mean, how dangerous could asbestos be? (Note, I’m not retarded, I know its outcomes)
So we walked in with determination, the goal to get in and the goal to get out. Because everyone on the main road could see us and knowing how nosey people are, they would come inside to tell us to “GTFO”. Personally, the house wasn’t that big. But, fortunately there was a huge pile of junk, and this small “shack”/”shed” in the backyard.
So we started to walk around a bit, to see if we could find an entrance with point in it. But, we hadn’t as of yet.
So I backed my shit up and took another snap shot of the house.
At this very moment in time my friend insisted we checked out the “shack” because he was unsure about the asbestos. So, we did… But, before we did I quickly took a few more pictures.
Here was the pile of junk (Possibly mad mans gold).
Then I quickly ran to the front of the house and inspected (Like detective) the front entrance. But despite the fact we had an entrance, we chose not to enter as of yet.
So we did some tactical like shit and ran towards the shed, we gained, oh God, did we gain on it.
As we entered, it came to my attention this was some form of old school laboratory. You know, the ones the homeless used in ’26.
So I squirmed around some more, pointing my camera here and there.
I assume there would be something worth snagging in here. But, FF had a task and a half with the picture taking, so he didn’t set a task to steal anything. And, for some obscured reason, neither did his friend.
At this point in time I saw a man in white (Professor, lab, just a coincidence? I think not). But seriously, I saw a man in white outside of the house, most likely a construction worker. So I informed my friend about this, and we ran. Whilst we ran I took more pictures. Basically like Neo, I jumped in the air and took pictures. Not really, but I ran and took pictures.
Then we though “Fuck it” and just continued on with our exploration.
Oh, I bet you’re saying to yourself “Where the hell is this house. I don’t want no urban shack exploration” But whatever brother, it’s coming.
Oh, oh, oh. . . I see.
This place was weird and smelt like turnip, so we left.
Then I believe we saw the white man again and quickly escaped.
I believe we hid behind a shed for awhile. Then we walked up besides the shack and came to the back of the house.
My friend and I had an immature “You go first” “No you go first” argument over who would walk over the “asbestos” wood. I walked first, but slowed down to let my friend pass. But then a crazy hobo jumped off the roof and tackled me to the ground, I said “Oh no you didn’t” and killed him twice before he hit the ground. Then I buried him under the wood.
So we got inside the house, and the floor was gone. I was like “Oh I see how it is”. But regardless, we walked around for a bit.
Basically here’s what the floor looked like.
So before I go on anymore, I told my friend earlier that if anyone comes we’re doing a photography assignment and we wanted to get some cool snap shots of abandoned structures.
So I walked into another room (Which I couldn’t get pictures of, because I was positioned awkwardly. Not to mention the fact it was boring). Then I heard someone say “Oi!” and my friend stopped moving. I quickly hid behind a wall. Then I heard my friend say “Damien”. So I peeped to see what was going on. Their conversation went something like this.
“You’re trespassing”
“We’re doing an assignment”
“What assignment?”
“Photography”
“Get out of here”
I then came out and the guy said:
“Do YOU know HOW much asbestos is in this place? Get out!”
I said “Settle man, assignment. Let me finish up” And I tried to take more pictures. Then he said:
“No, get out of here”
So we walked out… But, I’m not that disappointed about it, because we didn’t get pictures of one, maybe two rooms. They really weren’t that exciting. But, as we left I had a cunning idea! I decided to take pictures of this old asshole.
They are as followed:
The Jew started to lock the gate. So I figured he owned the property…
Then as my friend and I went back into my mom’s car to go home, I stuck my head out the window and zoomed in on his ass (literally), and took a picture.
Note: I didn’t intentionally take a picture of his ass, it just happened that way
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This has been another egg produced by the one and only FireFanatic. I hope you enjoyed it.
P.S due to comments on previous eggs about my “boring narration” I attempted to improve in this egg.
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Feb 24, 2008 5:16 pm - Dude, epic fucking egg.
5* all the way
I love this kid’s eggs, they’re one of the few eggs that I actually read man.
Good job, yet again, and I hope I see more
Mar 14, 2008 10:39 pm - FIVES! Too bad Asbestos is a cause for cancer. Warnings are there for a reason. Some are meant to be broken, but not the bio-Hazzard ones. Great layout thought. keep up the good work untill(one l or two?) the cancer kicks in!
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