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(90 votes) Published: Mar 23, 2008 6:18 p.m. Viewed 979 times
How to survive a zombie breakout
In this guide I will explain the basics when it comes to extermination and survival of zombies.
Shelter
You WILL need some sort of shelter if a zombie breakout ever occurs, a mall would be nice, so would a abandoned prison. Just make sure it’s secure and keeps out the zombies, or at least keeps them at bay for enough time for you to safely kill them. The best shelter would be a underground bunker with sandbags lining the walls and with concrete poured over that, then lined with another layer of sandbags (make sure the bunker is at least 5 miles from a cemetery), build a strong door, with multiple locks and multiple peep holes so you can shoot out at them. Make sure you have enough food to survive for a month.
Food
As mentioned, have non perishable food that will last you at least a month, and don’t rely on tap water, it could be infected, use bottled water. When you run out......try to go to a super market or something.
Weapons
When it comes to weapons, just get whatever you can. If you have access to many guns, try to get two 9mm’s, a .38 special, a Ruger 10/22, and a Remington 870 12 ga shotgun. And at least 1k rounds of ammo. That covers every type of weapon you would need for every situation. Always have the two 9mm’s on you just to be safe if any thing goes wrong. Other than firearms their are many other kinds of weapons good for killing zombies, one being a chainsaw, though limited in gas, it will kill a zombie very easy. You can also use baseball bats and tools like hammers and screw drivers.
How to kill a zombie
Shoot a zombie in their head to fully kill it. As mentioned, the Ruger 10/22 is a excellent gun because even though small in size and power, it will easily bust through a rotted skull and go right through the brain and kill it. Some people have even punched zombies so hard their hand goes right though the head! Get creative when doing this, use explosives, gas, timed bombs!
Repopulate Earth
After the zombies have been wiped out, it is time to start to repopulate the earth so the human race will survive and thrive on this wonderful planet!
Other
This is just some other info.....I know this isn’t the best guide on how to survive a zombie breakout but at least I tried and hopefully if this ever does happen I at least saved a few lives by writing this...Good Luck, and kick some ass.
Mar 23, 2008 6:24 pm - Being a zombie fanatic, I know my zombie shit, and this is a bodacious zombie survival egg. As soon as RE stops being gay (there aren’t even any stars to click on), I’ll vote this 5*.
My fat neighbor has a son; The kid’s most confusing question is why he can’t just act like (and perhaps plus some makeups and dressing) a zombie in a zombie breakout. LOOOOOOOL
Mar 25, 2008 3:35 pm - Well it’s not at all that in depth it just says get a gun find somewhere safe and good luck. You’re bunker idea is good if you have plenty of $$ but, you don’t need to worry about graveyards their brains have been rotted, they’ve been embalmed, and good luck escaping a solid oak or even pine casket buried in dirt. Chainsaw is also a bad weapon I mean sure it seems BA but it runs out of gas then what? Also the sound will attract to many zombies.
And for your fat neighbor it probably wouldn’t work because they have a much better sense of smell and hearing than normal humans so they would probably detect something. It has been tried before in zombie outbreaks but, it has always failed.
Mar 25, 2008 6:24 pm - Well it’s not at all that in depth it just says get a gun find somewhere safe and good luck. You’re bunker idea is good if you have plenty of $$ but, you don’t need to worry about graveyards their brains have been rotted, they’ve been embalmed, and good luck escaping a solid oak or even pine casket buried in dirt. Chainsaw is also a bad weapon I mean sure it seems BA but it runs out of gas then what? Also the sound will attract to many zombies.
And for your fat neighbor it probably wouldn’t work because they have a much better sense of smell and hearing than normal humans so they would probably detect something. It has been tried before in zombie outbreaks but, it has always failed.
Mar 27, 2008 10:44 pm - as fare as zombie plans go its pretty basic i think you need thishttp://ozort.org/term nology/index.php this site is probly over bourd on nolege but its good
Mar 28, 2008 11:47 pm - The bunker idea was good, until you run out of supplies. Going to a mall? How many other people do you think would be going to the same mall? There would be way too many people there which would just attract heaps of zombies attentions.
Apr 04, 2008 12:11 am - Well the mall is the worst place to go because everyone is going there, you don’t want to go to areas where there are lots of people or where you can be trapped in.
Also if you run out of water you aren’t going to just go to the supermarket, you will die on the way there.
I mean, I had tossed the idea around, and figured I would be able to safely dismember many zombies before they ultimately ate my brain.. but with your guide, I might live a month!!! How wonderful!!! lol.
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