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(59 votes) Published: Mar 26, 2008 2:43 a.m. Viewed 435 times
First off, long egg, many pictures. If you don’t wanna see gtfo now. And I’m currently typing while at the status of a kite,(high) so don’t bitch about spelling and punctuation.
I turned 16 on march 20th and coincidently I was invited to go snowboarding around then so i got to go snowboarding on my birthday! We left on Wednesday and got to Toas, New Mexico Late Thursday. Friday and Saturday we snowboarded and Sunday we came home. 4 people, $750 per person, roughly a 16 hour drive there and back. And the pictures..
The passengers
Gage His mom came with
Trey
Most likely the only time you’ll ever see a picture of me on here so, take it in girls. :]
Mom #2 haha idk her name. Shes hot for a 40 something year old. Gage if you ever read this, jk. lol
Can’t think of a sub-title for these pictures..
It looked like a giant penis so i took a picture. lol Also, this was in Oklahoma, and we weren’t supossed to go through Oklahoma..
Our snowboards. It was the first weekend they let boarders on the mountain so we Got brand new boards and DC boots from the rental. Like, never even been used before.
Trey running to get a stoge. lol He was out of breath.(wonder why)
The first snow we got to play around in. I had never seen snow before besides sleet and shit.
The Cabin
Our cabin was only eight miles from the ski resort and this was the little stream that ran right by it.
This is the side of the cabin. Notice the FUCKING HOT TUB. Frickin sweet.
This is the back of the cabin. Hot tub in the corner. Stream right over the edge.
Back of the cabin, the hot tub was right behind me.(so you can get an idea of how it all looked.)
Living room, downstairs.
Kitchen underneath, another living room is upstairs over that railing.
The upstairs living room.
This was the upstairs balcony that our bedroom led to. This is where the late-night bowls took place.(I mean come on, you can’t not smoke in the mountains)
Gage and Trey in the hot tub. The steam coming off it looked badass.
The first day after boarding. Yea, his face looks burnt now wait until later..
Snowboarding, chea bra
The mountain.
That be me.
Taken from the ski lift. That is a black run underneath us.(black means difficult) Notcie the mogules. Dude, there were fucking five years olds skiing down this shit. They were raw
Lookin for the females.
Ipod
Thats part of the bunny-slope in the background
His madre
Taken from one of the green runs.
My favorite picture. I’m not gonna lie, I wrecked shop on my board(that’s a good thing). Don’t listen if people say it’s hard. You’ll pick it up really fast.
Three amigos
Gage and trey
GAYge, haha faggot. I made that up right now.
End of the trip
It snowed the last day we were there.
I was trying to get a picture of the snow falling. I didn’t realize he was in the picture until i saw it later. lmao
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sucks to be him. His face was so burnt it turned yellow. AHAHA lmao I almost got him to slap-box me on the drive home. That would have been epic.
Some stories that happened
Little tip- There are barely any girls that aren’t hot on the mountain. and absolutely NO fat people. Fat people can’t ski, much less snowboard. (nothing against fat people, fat girls just aren’t cute)
Me and try met these two-fine ass females. I mean beautiful. And they were SNOWBOARDING! You know how hot that is?! Anyways we thought they were maybe 21 22 so we started talking to them when they werent busting they’re asses.
Later that day we find out that they were 26 and 27 years old. Two of the youngest looking 27 year olds i’ve ever seen. That didn’t stop me and trey. haha. we were on vacation so no-fucking way we wouldn’t try. :] we found them again the next day at the bunny slops and shared a couple words then they stayed while we went on some runs. Later that day before the resort closed we met up with them again at the bunny slope by accident. We were talking about them coming over to our cabin when Gages mom skis past us and yells to try if he is alright because he had been sitting at the top of the bunny slope for awhile. Well anyways we had been calling gages mom "mom" for the whole trip and trey screams out YEA MOM! without thinking.
The girls were sliding off as i turned back around and i litteraly pushed trey down the bunny slope. he was tumbling and shit. lol he got hit for that later.
Me and trey also got chased by a wolf. Atleast i think it was a wolf. If not it was a huge dog.
We crossed the stream by our cabin over a tree and walked down the bank.
We got up to the top of a ridge and heard a bark and a huge ass dog about 30 feet away. We burnt off and the last i saw of it was it trying to get to us.
Oh yea and it blows Trying to escape from something when you sink 2 feet into the snow.
Some funny shit. trey and gage were on the ski lift in front of me and when they got off i saw them both eat their shit. When i got up there i found out that as soon as they got off the ski lift operator asking if they wanted some weed brownies and they both fell trying to get to him. lmao
i also met a girl that was working at a subway in Amarillo and another one that workked at the ticket window at the movie theatre in Taos.
The subway girl was really pretty but theatre girl just straight up wanted my cock. lol
Last thoughts
I have been banned so i couldn’t put any input into what’s been going on around here so...
Alle. HAHAha Honestly i don’t care what happened to you but i hope it was something that got your smug little ass in trouble. Also, i hope you’re hookah broke and somehow ruined your last box of ramen noodles. Btw, how does it feel to find out it was an emo-queer on the tip of your cock? I’ll wait for your annoying reply.. oh wait, THERE WON’T BE ONE!! :]
Teh1337, I always knew you were a faggot. But an emo-faggot? That just puts the icing on the cake. What? I bet you cut your but open with a razor blade to fit bigger cocks in it. jk, that was mean. But seriously, you’re an emo faggot. And i hope your dupe gets deleted as well.
Mar 26, 2008 3:46 pm - when I saw this I excited to read stories on how blazed on the mountain and fun stories like that and you don’t mention you smoking at all. Disappointing
Mar 26, 2008 7:18 pm - ha that yellow shit on his face is fucked up ha!!
Yeah for me i live in canada so it like snows half the year:( it sucks but we got good snowboarding!!
when I saw this I excited to read stories on how blazed on the mountain and fun stories like that and you don’t mention you smoking at all. Disappointing
I did mention that we smoked on the deck and got some weed cookies but i didn’t want to put too much weed talk in it and get it removed.
I did mention that we smoked on the deck and got some weed cookies
Yeah, that’s totally believe.
1*, you didn’t have to make the bullshit at the end and about the "midnight bowls" to make yourself look cooler on the internet and about those "fine-ass" females.
Yeah, that’s totally believe.
1*, you didn’t have to make the bullshit at the end and about the "midnight bowls" to make yourself look cooler on the internet and about those "fine-ass" females.
Mar 28, 2008 1:24 am - *5 nice. but really did not see any one really snow boarding, hottubing, and siting in snow, and that more then snow boarding, but nice anyway, good work.
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