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(91 votes) Published: May 01, 2008 1:50 p.m. Viewed 508 times
This is a great prank to play on May Day. It’s sort of fallen out of tradition to get a May basket for your loved ones, so get a May basket for those you don’t love!
Get a basket from a garage sale, your basement or Goodwill:
Collect flowers from your yard or neighborhood. The following flowers should be in season now:
Tulips:
Grape Hyacinth:
Dandelions:
Get some potting soil and fill your basket half way. Then get some really ripe dog turds and hide them on top of the potting soil in the basket.
The key is to get the stinkiest dog doo doo you can. Now, poke your flowers into the soil so as to hide the dog crap.
Put a really sappy card in it and sign someone else’s name to it. :D
Your final product should look like this:
Now, play ding dong dash at the victims house. They should take it inside and by the time they realize what is going on, their house will stink like a dog toilet.
Happy Pranking!
This prank was dedicated to grunturd: because if you lived next door to me, you would get one of these.
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