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(97 votes) Published: May 06, 2008 6:23 p.m. Viewed 1402 times
On a rainy day, dump a hole puncher into someone’s umbrella.
I made this animation for those of us that aren’t blessed with the ability to read.
May 07, 2008 3:46 pm - I just thought of an edit to this. If you have a pet hamster or some type or rodent. Collect a large amount of the shit, and put it in the umbrella instead of the paper. It would all be in there hair.
May 10, 2008 10:34 pm - When I read this for the first time, this is what I read:
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On a rainy day, dump a hole pitcher into someone’s umbrella.
I assumed it was posted by some illiterate who, despite being able to operate a web browser, cannot distinguish "whole" from "hole." The sort of moron who will be serving me sandwiches and fried potatoes well into my middle age, until he gets a better job scooping dog shit from city parks. What is this "whole" pitcher? A pitcher of water, perhaps? That might work, if it were poured into an umbrella.
Then I saw it was posted by duct_tape, who has been here long enough to write something sensible. So I read it a second time, and saw the words hole puncher. And it made sense.
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