best yo mama jokes ever read it ull laugh the #*@! outta you
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Published: Apr 02, 2004 12:00 a.m.
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Here are some of the best yo mama jokes ive heard of:
1. yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and down came the skittles
2. yo mama is so fat she uses I-95 as a slip n slide
3. yo mama is so fat she went in the ocean and all the whales started singing,"We are family... even though youre bigger than me"
4. yo mama is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball
5. yo mama is so fat that Iraq threatened her with slim-fast if she didnt fart to intoxicate half the population
6. yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change
7. yo mama is so fat that she owes the IRS $100,000 from using all that toilet paper.
8. yo mama is so fat that she dropped her wedding ring just before she was about to say i do and made the grand canyon(now shell never have to worry about wedding costs)
9. yo mama is so ugly that the devil regected her on the way to hell
10. yo mama is so fat that osama would have been better of having her bungee jump from the twin towers than slamming two planes into them
11. yo mama is so fat she makes a whale look like a pimple on her ass
12. yo mama is so fat she made the gateway arch a circle on her tour through louisiana
Thats it for now,if u have any more joke ideas please eggmail me. SEEYA,#*@! |
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 | Dec 31, 2004 8:08 pm -
Heres one for the book: Your mama is so fat she has her own satalites orbiting her. |
 | Mar 18, 2005 12:21 am -
another one : yo mamas so stupid she takes a spoon yo the superbowl |
| Apr 10, 2005 10:58 am -
heres one : your jokes are so old, you get a 0 |
 | May 26, 2005 4:00 pm -
some were funny but most were gay....3 |
 | May 30, 2005 10:35 am -
dude i’ve heard like every one of those before. u should get out more! |
 | Jan 16, 2006 2:00 pm - Rawr
"Yo mama is so ugly, that when she tried to rob the bank, they turned off the camera"
"Yo mama is so fat, that when she went to KFC and they asked her what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof"
lol |
 | Mar 19, 2006 6:48 pm -
heres one. yo momma is so stupid because she told your dad not to use a condom. horrible jokes. 0. |
 | Mar 29, 2006 6:42 pm -
these are crap. you suck at momma jokes 0* |
 | Jun 27, 2006 9:03 am - HEY
THIS PAGE IS SO COOL |
 | Jul 06, 2006 1:31 pm -
Your mom is so fucking dumb she gave you access to the internet. I hope you choke on every breathe you take and volmit in your bed at night, and piss in your dresser drawers and then fall off of a cliff with no water below. |
 | Jul 12, 2006 2:50 pm - yo mamma
yo mamma’s like a brick..
flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans
wuyt now?! |
 | Oct 27, 2006 9:37 am -
your jokes are so old they get on the bus for halk fair
0* for false advertiseing i dint even giggle |
 | Mar 14, 2007 8:50 pm -
it was pretty kwl......... |
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