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Spitting Your Farm Horse
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(96 votes)
Published: Jun 24, 2009 8:24 a.m.
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Its not that their spit tastes horrible but Its not that much to ask for farmers to explode their own horses either. Have they ever worked for their horses before. No but bawb cant believe that noone ever worked for their own horses.Sever the human spine! And render the babies toes useless. If unsuccessful goats deal six cards to your mother forever she shall fear breakfast.Horses will never cool your beverages for they have much more important henceforth the day they shall rue no more. Your bulbous head will provide a kraft cheesy doom for you and your family. You will get a big old puddle and a microwave oven if you ask for revenge. If they could tamper with the configuration of their mothers organs would they choose to or would they simply trade all of their fathers toe nails to forever treat babies with vaccines. Which answer to choose bawb does not know but he does have five fists full of french fries and a mouth full of curses. Crazy donkeys and cuteful puppies will never bare witness to the madness of grits bawb knows to well. What kind of soap are you using? bawb asked. Soapy soap replied bawbs self. But what he did not realize was that he was keeping a secrey secret from him ownself. Forcefully attempting to spit his own horse proved to be a deadly task indeed. Nothing is better for a lonely horse than revenge. 		 
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wierdale24
Jun 24, 2009 11:42 am -
nice i dont understand it but it rocks 5*


Salamanderhead
Jun 24, 2009 12:26 pm -
5 *s.
If anyone doesnt understand what this young man is saying in this egg they are clearly retarded.


stan464
Jun 24, 2009 1:09 pm - Ok?
WTF?. is this some green peace shit? or somthing. my gramour and layouts suck big time. but this is like getting the dictionary and searching for the word "Mistake" underneath is this Egg lol. I read it and instantley frowned.


Jewgal
Jun 24, 2009 1:47 pm -
Dude yeah when you chop down the tree for your sisters skin, she will love the man that slew the dragon. Because the dragon ate a pair of sheets with boobies.


BlackHawk
Jun 24, 2009 3:48 pm -
Was that supposed to confuse me?

:D


Flaming_Wheelchair
Jun 24, 2009 8:44 pm -
5*


The__Overlord
Jun 24, 2009 9:01 pm -
Yay Bavvb! Five stars!

Some of you nay-saying noobs just don’t understand his genius!


m0rtified_p3nguin
J n 24, 2009 10:29 pm -
is gimp bavvd?


Salamanderhead
Jun 25, 2009 11:36 am -
No Bavvb is bavvb. He lives in Techno’s basement in a cage. Anyone who gives this less than 5 gets deleted.


ripclaw
Jun 25, 2009 9:02 pm -
i just gave this a 0


KoLD_BLooDeD
Jun 26, 2009 11:34 am -
0* bullshit


Salamanderhead
Jun 26, 2009 2:37 pm -
^you both get 0’s


TOMMY_BOY
Jun 26, 2009 5:53 pm -
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couldnt make it all the way through. wtf? spegg?

You should, it gets better. spegg is scrambled.

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nice i dont understand it but it rocks 5*

It’s Bavvb.

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WTF?. is this some green peace shit? or somthing. my gramour and layouts suck big time. but this is like getting the dictionary and searching for the word "Mistake" underneath is this Egg lol. I read it and instantley frowned.


The slimy grit of horses brains rolls on.

Quote:
Was that supposed to confuse me?

It’s Bavvb.

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if i was on DXM or speed i could probably understand this. ill give you my review when im under the influence of one of the said drugs


Speed is too slow for Bavvb, wind down. Then come up.

Quote:
Yay Bavvb! Five stars!

Some of you nay-saying noobs just don’t understand his genius!


The one true genius gets the crown.


5*


Needtoknow
Jun 29, 2009 12:01 pm -
Ahhhh 5* this makes perfect sense


Psychomask
Jul 06, 2009 4:53 pm -
Beautiful
It makes me cry
5*


Jimmehboi
Jul 09, 2009 2:19 am -
Fucking sheep, fucking idiot ("so uncool") sheep, at least flock to something worth bothering about. For fucks sake. 0*


Scarlett-156
Jul 19, 2009 9:20 pm -
Quote:
Nothing is better for a lonely horse than revenge.


So true!
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