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(49 votes) Published: Jul 19, 2002 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1167 times
THIS IS A JOKE MY BROTHER PULLED ON A FRIEND AT A REALY BIG WILD PARTY AT HIS PLACE A YEAR OR SO AGO ONR OF HIS FRIENDS WAS ALWAYS BRAGGIN ABOUT GEETTIN LAID AT PARTIES SO MY BROTHER WAS TRYING TO COME UP WITH THE "ULTIMATE" PRANK TO GET HIM HE FINELY DID. JIM PASSED OUT IN THE BATHROOM HUGGIN THE PORCELIN GODDESS SO WE DRAGGED HIM OUT TO THE BACK PORCH, MY BROTHER LUGHED AND SAID HELL BE RIGHT BACK. HE WENT AND GOT A TAMPON FROM HIS GIRLFRIEND AND SOME KATCHUP HE SMEARED THE KATCHUP ON THE TAMPON AND A SMALL AMOUNT ON JIMS CHIN, HE THEN STUCK THE TAMPON ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO JIMS HEAD, IN THE MORNING WE WOKE HIM UP AND ACTED REALY GROSSED OUT WE SAID HE WAS THE SICKEST MOTHER F-KER WE KNEW, HE DIDNT KNOW WHY UNTILE WE TOLD HIM HE HAD BLOOD ON HIS CHIN AND SHOWED HIM THE TAMPON ON THE FLOOR JIM REALY WIGGED OUT YELLING OHH GOD NO NO AWW SHEET F-K MAN WHAT THE F-K SON A BEECH FOR OVER AN HOUR ME AND MY BROTHER AND 7 OTHERS THAT ENDED UP STAYING THERE ALL DIED LAUGHIN AND TO THIS DAY WE NEVER LET HIM FORGET ABOUT IT ----HE DOESNT KNOW IT WAS A PRANK
Jun 04, 2005 10:57 pm - Maybe before he dies you should tell him. Until then, ENJOY YOUR POWER!!! By the way, there’s a thing called the Caps Lock button. You should consider pressing it once in awhile.