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(56 votes) Published: Mar 29, 2003 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1715 times
I would suggest using gloves for this. Gather up a sizeable amount of fresh dog poop. Get a small box and put the dog poop inside. Close the box and wrap it in decorative wrapping paper, depending on the occasion i.e. birthday wrapping, Christmas, or plain. Spray some nice smelling perfume, cologne or nice smelling stuff on the outside. Place a nametag with the ex’s name on it. Take it or have someone else take it to the ex’s house and either ring the doorbell and "run like hell." They can also just leave it on the front door step. It makes for a nice suprise. I did this to my lovely ex and he of course opened it. When he tried to used it in court, it was thrown out since he had no proof that I sent it. My lawyer thought it was hilarious though. Enjoy!
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