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In any school, theres a kid who thinks he owns the world. In my school, theres this exact bastard named Kim Schlottach. Thats right, a boy named Kim. I say boy(when hes in highschool) for his immaturity, prebuescent voice(the squeaky mouse voice) and the plain idea that seeing him makes you wanna kick his ass. Here are a few things to do just for fun and not get in trouble.
First, this is an old one, but a moron would fall for it anyday. As he sits down, slip his chair out from underneath him in class. Then he falls flat on his retarded ass and everyone laughs and he feels bad for himself. Next, if you have a friend that drives a crappy van,(a 1987 Dodge Caravan with a grey paintjob) then this is the one for you. Knowing that hes the black/thug gangster wannabe, he would have alot of money for his Fubu clothes. He would most likely have a paper route. Now, as you catch him delivering his papers, drop your friend off on the corner and approach the moron with extreme caution, as he is already watching his back because no one likes him and he talks alot of smack. Then, have your friend drive down the street, a good distance to get away and make it with no scratch. Go to him and take his papers and throw them all over. Just grab and toss grab and toss. Thinkin hes a badass and all, he will attemt to attack. Run to the van and take a lap around the block. Next time you come around, throw the sliding door open and take him in. This is the tricky part. In the action of pulling him in the van, have someone loaded with a slingshot or take the extreme, a paintball or airsoft gun, shoot out his arms or his nuts. Then taking him in the van will be a sinch. Blind fold him and drop him out in front of a chinese food restaraunt and tell him go back to where he belongs. Another good one is to just plain assault him. Taking 2 jelly filled donuts and slapping him in the face will be a sweet and sour surprise for him. He will be in shock from the jelly slamming in his face and be to busy crying about it. The best part is to record it. Play it in slow-motion so you can see jelly explode from the donut. Just imagine some Korean boy slowly having a donut pounded into his face and all over his brand new Shady Limited shirt. Giving this is only 3 things to enrage an asian to the point of snapping, there will be more. The saga shall continue!
Apr 19, 2005 10:08 pm - Condor, this is the worst one you can ever meet. He claims with his asin penis, he could stretch my girlfriends pussy to about the width of a cd. He doesnt think of her anymore, thanks to my wicked ways. He’s scared of me now. Hahahaha!
Apr 19, 2005 11:10 pm - funny how most of you can’t even spell asian correctly. stop being racist faggots. sure i hate those wankster asians as much as anyone else but don’t be an ignorant prick.
Apr 20, 2005 6:44 am - first off, im not being an ignorant prick, i am verbally, physically, and mentally assaulting one asian in particular. You would call an asian an asina because you might not know thier exact country origin. Some can get pissed for calling them chinese when they are japanese and vice versa. So, stop bieng an ignorant pick and maybe take another loook at the egg and tell me if i am making fun of all asians!
Apr 20, 2005 6:45 am - and he tells me not to be a racist faggot, but then again he can hate those wanksters just as much as anyone else! WHAT A FUCKING MORON!
Jan 01, 2006 1:44 am - You need to organize your thoughts a bit more Mr. Blythe. Your plan right now is too meticulous and far fetched to be executed by a normal guy like myself :) I never have the kind of luck required to pull this off. Maybe you do, but not me. And hey, this does sound a bit racist. Leave your anger behind man, cause anger impairs thinking. Once you learn to get over anger and hatred, your thinking and planning will mature like never before.
You need to organize your thoughts a bit more Mr. Blythe. Your plan right now is too meticulous and far fetched to be executed by a normal guy like myself :) I never have the kind of luck required to pull this off. Maybe you do, but not me. And hey, this does sound a bit racist. Leave your anger behind man, cause anger impairs thinking. Once you learn to get over anger and hatred, your thinking and planning will mature like never before.
Dude, it just happened. We didnt plan much of anything about messing with him until we saw him. I still dont see how this is racist because i dont recall myself putting "chink, gook.." anywhere and i read over it specifically for that ViperNuclear guy to make sure i didnt put it in.
It all just happened. The best things come out at random, and this was one of those things that did.
Nov 28, 2006 6:14 pm - I fucking hate these kids! I live by this big ass apartment with a bunch of asian faggots going around pretending to be ghetto.I scared the shit outta em with a big ass smoke bomb lol 5’s
Aug 24, 2007 5:40 am - dude I live in hong kong do you know how many chinese fuck heads live there there so fucked up they cant sit on the ground because they think they will get sick but I have some cool asian friends and an 8 yr old can walk into a store and buy a airsoft gun.
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