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Everyone gets pissed when a coin operated machine takes their money and fails
to deliver the goods. Here are ways in which you can get back at the morons who
own these machines and refuse to keep them in some sort of working order.
- Take a piece of paper, about 4’ x 4’, fold until it is the thickness of the
coin slot, place this in the coin slot, force it down out of sight with a
pocket knife, and chase it with a few drops of Krazy Glue. Result is that
the vending company needs a new coin assembly for the machine. - If you can get large amounts of razy Glue, place a lot of it down the coin
slot by itself. It will (a) freeze the coin mechanism and (b) glue the
contents of the coin box together.
- If the machine is one of a bank of several machines, get several pieces
of paper. Write ’OUT OF ORDER’ on all of them, and fix them to each of the
machines in the row, whether or not they are working. Result: no more
business. If you REALLY carry a grudge, you can always place such a sign on EVERY machine ownedby the offending company. ESPECIALLY effective in an
arcade when you label 40 or 50 machines OUT OF ORDER. If you really get into this practice justfor the fun of it, get some letraset and make up a
professional-looking OUT OF ORDER sign, complete with a logo of the company
you seek to avenge. Make 1.5 million copies of this and have a ball.
- If you are ripped off by a pay-phone, call the operator and pretend you are
retarded. Ask a lot of questions about why the phone ate your coin and you
couldn’t make a call, and take FOREVER. And when the operator tries to answer, don’t understan. Take about 15 minutes of a Bell employee’s (paid)
time and you will have cost the phone company way more than their ripoff