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The Mission was Ice Blocking
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The Misiion was Ice Blocking: Sliding on a giant block of ice down a grassy hill and trying your best to hold on! We had purchased our ice blocks and for fear that they would melt we had to find a grassy hill quickly. Unfortunately no parks could provide a suitable slope for our inteneded activities. We chose a nearby golf course.
Under the cloak of night we unsheathed our ice sleds and proceeded to the more than adequate grassy slopes. I had the video camera in hand as I slid on my ice block-with my butt freezing from lack of proper seat covers (i.e. towels) We had a great go of it-flying down the hills-running into each other-a rocking good time, until the cops showed up.
Quickly we bolted toward our cars, then slowed to a saunter as the policeman parked and got out of his vehicle. As he approached I quickly hid the video camera in the trunk and removed my outer clothes (which were covered in wet grass and dirt) don’t worry I had shorts and a shirt on underneath. The officer asked us if we had seen any kids on the golf course playing around, of course we hadn’t seen anybody playing out there. The officer took our word for it and drove off. End of story right? Wrong.
In all the excitement of the night I had dropped my glasses on the green amongst the melting blocks of ice and grassy mess. I had to be at shcool the next morning and I did not have $200 to go and buy a new pair. So I got up at 5am and drove back to the course-returning to the scene of the crime not usually a good idea. Of cousre leaving your glasses on a golf course at 2 in the morinig isn’t such a good idea either so it balances out. There were the groundskeepers cleaning up the mess we had left and cutting th grass, etc. Anyway I had to make up some story about how my dad had been playing the green the day before and thought he lost his glasses. There they were covered in moring dew, laying next to an ice block bag, untouched by anything. I quickly pocketed them and returned home-the adventure had ended. Then there was that monkey... 		 
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Dec 21, 2004 4:25 am - Cool
That sounds cool, i would try ice-blocking but there isnt any grassy hills near my house :’(
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