things to do on an elevator
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when there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend you didn’t do it.
push the buttons and act as if they shock you, smile, and go back for more.
ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
call the Psychic Hotline and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say "hello Greg, how have you been?"
drop a penand when someone reaches for it, you scream "THAT"S MINE!"
bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
move your desk into the elevator and when people get on, ask if they have an appoinment.
lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
leave a box in the corner and ask others if they hear something ticking.
pretend you are a flight attendent and go over emergency procedures.
ask, "Did you feel that?"
stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
when the doors close, announce to the others, "It’s okay. Don’t panic, they open up again.
swat at flies that don’t exist.
tell people you can see their aura.
call out, "Group hug!" and enforce it.
grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and saying, "Shut up, just shut up!"
crack open your briefcase or purse and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
stand facing the wall silently, not getting off.
stare at another passenger, then say "You’re one of them!" and back away in horror.
wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to other people.
listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile and say "I have new socks on."
draw a little square on the floor with chaulk and announce, "This is MY personal space!" |
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 | Jul 25, 2005 1:46 pm -
u copied this off funehumor 1* |
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thats the funniest thing ever. 10* |
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