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A good friend of mine works in a copy shop and, knowing of my rather sadistic leanings, felt compelled to tell me just how hard copy toner stains are to remove from clothes. Especially the purplish multi-coloured used toner dreck from full colour copiers...
So, thought I, what a great way to recycle copy toner. Stuff a bunch into a rubber balloon (until it’s stretched), shove an M-100 in after it and a suitable fuse. Discretely place near your intended victim, light, get away. Your victim will think World War III has started with the explosion and the hail of toner, and will find his clothes hopelessly
soiled...
Alternatively, if you have less tact, just walk up to your victim and dump the contents of the used toner bin onto him. He’ll either try to stomp your guts out or just stand there stunned, piss his pants, and ask you what constructive purpose THAT served...