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make your own ’Severe Tire Damage’
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Published: May 24, 2000 12:00 a.m.
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Have you seen those nasty things they have in some parking lots where you can only drive over them one way? Drive the wrong way on one and you’ll pop all four tires. These are usually marked with ’No Entrance - Severe Tire Damage’ which is an understatement as the tires are a writeoff.

Wouldn’t it be great to put one of these where someone least expects to find one? Like in someone’s driveway, or their parking spot at work? Well, good luck finding a real one just like your local shopping mall, but you CAN manufacture a field expedient version quite cheaply. Just pound a bunch of four inch nails, at a 45 degree angle, into a 1’x3’ board about 8 feet long, at one inch intervals. Spray paint the whole assembly the same shitty dark gray colour as the pavement. Use a few more four inch nails to hold the thing to the pavement (you may be surprised how soft asphalt really is...). If your victim is sharp he’ll see it before it’s too late, but this file assumes that part of your prejudice against your victim is to do with his stupidity...

By the way, it’s said that the RCMP no longer need to engage in high speed pursuits. They just lay out a portable align=center version of the above ahead of the fugitive’s path, close the road ahead, and wait for him to barrel over it at 90 MPH. I have heard that some spectacular crashes have been caused with this tool, and no RCMP casualties... Wouldn’t it be a shame if one was left on an open highway at night (while your victim is on his way to God knows where on the same route...) 		 
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m0rtified_p3nguin
Jul 02, 2008 6:36 pm -
YESS FISRTS ON A 2000 egg
emm i kinda got bored 1/2 way through.
i guess it would work though, just don’t get caught.
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