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what high powered water guns are perfect for
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Published: May 25, 2000 12:00 a.m.
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High powered water guns are perfect for

- Jehovah’s Witnesses, who stand on the street corner and prostitute
their religion like common whores. Yell ’Praise Jah’ as you flee the
scene.

- The creep that stands on the corner downtown and preaches at the top
of his lungs. Same drill as JWs above. Bring friends; it’s no
coincidence that his buddy handing out pamphlets is a 6’5’ linebacker.

- Bicycle couriers, who take a course in unsafe, discourteous riding.
Everyone’s been cut off by one of these pricks at least once.

- Cats who like to fornicate outside your bedroom window at 4:30 AM,
screaming as if they are trying to kill each other (which actually
isn’t too far from the truth).

- Skateboarders, whom most everyone agrees should just be shot with
’lead-squirting’ guns.

- Panhandlers, who should know better than to ask for spare change from
an anarchist with a Soaker 200 and an attitude...

- Women who sunbathe topless, face down so that they don’t get tan
lines but their tits don’t show. On the beach they should know better.
Have a camera ready when you do these babes, but be ready to haul ass
if they have boyfriends with them.

- Protestors, peace marchers, tree-huggers, striking unionists who
already make $40 an hour complaining that they are underpaid. These
assholes are only proving one thing: They’re assholes.

When going water strafing with group targets such as protests and
rallies, get a few friends to help as there will be lots of them and you
want to achieve a high hit rate before the mob starts chasing you. A few
dozen water balloons (or, better yet, piss balloons) to serve as
’grenades’ are a perfect accoutrement for this kind of attack. Smoke
bombs and tear gas are also fun to bring to peace marches, but that’s a
subject for another text file. Buy your friends a round of Super Big
Gulps an hour prior to the hit, and when they drink them and the ’urge’
hits, have them relieve themselves into the tanks of their guns. Effect
self-explanatory.

And for fuck sakes be careful. We live in a world where 8-year-olds get
their heads blown off with .45’s for inadvertently getting a drop of
water on some asshole fucked up on dust and packing a real piece. 		 
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pyrokid-2855
Jun 13, 2005 3:48 am -
Quote:
And for fuck sakes be careful. We live in a world where 8-year-olds get
their heads blown off with .45’s for inadvertently getting a drop of
water on some asshole fucked up on dust and packing a real piece.
ya but we also live in a world where that 8 year olds 7 year old friend can go get a gun from the same place he buys his candy and get a litle revenge


Pedram
Feb 13, 2009 8:38 am -
this is good but u forgot hot babes in white shirts


OFFEI
Jun 09, 2009 7:30 am -
not to keen skateboarding cuz i sk8 but hoo gives a phuk long liv Anarchy (that word shud ALWAYZ be capatalized)
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