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(33 votes) Published: May 25, 2000 12:00 a.m. Viewed 777 times
You have been ripped off by a mechanic: the problem in your car that he
supposedly fixed has come back, after only a short while, and he won’t cover it
by warranty.
Solution: Between the hours of 4 and 6 AM, ’install’ a similar fault into his
own car. If it’s the transmission, drain all his fluid. If it’s the radiator,
punch a nice big hole in it. If it’s gaskets, apply acid to these so that HIS
will fail too. If it’s electrical, introduce a few nice shorts in the area that
didn’t work on your car. Be creative but be discreet! After all, his car is
parked right outside his own house!
You have noticed that the gasoline from one particular station or chain is
causing a lot of knocking or blue smoke or other problems (maybe that’s why
you went to the above asshole mechanic). You can no longer stand it when you
notice that old people are passing you on the freeway at 35 mph! Only one thing
to do here: get back at that gas station/chain!
Ways to do this:
- Place DIRTY motor oil in the windshield washer buckets.
- LATE at night when the station is closed, put a few kilos of laundry
detergent, sulfuric nitric or hydrochloric acid, sugar or other substance
in the underground holding tanks.
- LATE at night, run a hose from the nearest water tap (every gas station has
one) to an underground gas holding tank. Turn it on and leave, letting water
run ALL NIGHT. In the morning there will be water and gas everywhere, and
the gas remaining in the tank will be unsaleable.
- Use Krazy Glue to sabotage gas pumps.
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