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(53 votes) Published: Jun 20, 2000 12:00 a.m. Viewed 156 times
1.) ||CHURCH|| Grab the dish of ’holy’ water and empty it on your pants. (You deserve lots of admiration if you have the balls to pull this shen off.)
2.) ||SYNAGOGUE|| During Passover, 3 hours before the worship starts, get a huge amount of bread and dump it at the main entrance of the synagogue. If all goes as planned, they will get irritated about it.
3.) ||MOSQUE|| Before this shen is attempted, make sure you have about 1 pound worth of a certain pork product (Deli cut ham, sliced bacon, etc).While their worship is going on, enter the mosque, making sure to keep out of sight. Then locate the area in which the worshippers exit from. If no one is there, place the pork at a noticable spot (But still making sure that you are out of the view of the worshippers). If all goes as planned, many of the worshippers will see
the pork and they will get irritated about it.