Jungle kayaking with old school Egg-xplorers!
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Published: Apr 26, 2000 12:00 a.m.
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G’day mates. This is ’ol Jim Hawk. I hope you all had a
great Easter break. I hope even more that the Easter bunny
left you a few RottenEggs! She sure left me a whopper. In
fact, Mrs. Easter bunny hopped all the way from Australia to
the warm, plumeria scented Eden that is Hawaii. Thats right mates. Yours truly, Jimmy H., was resting his haunches in paradise. One day, like a fat-ass elephant seal after a big supper, I was snoozing on the black volcanic sand of Kona. Suddenly, a crushing weight began sinking into my chest,searing my lungs as the oxygen raced out of my body.Quivering like wet dogs, my eyes sat up in their thick sockets to identify the source of my pain. Blurred from the sweat, my eyes slowly focused onto two fluffy feet.
"What are you doing!", I cried. "Mrs. Easter Bunny!
Don’t Egg-stinguish My Life!" With a bitter frown better
suited for a depressed bulldog, the colossal cottontail
stepped off and let my concave sternum pop back out. Life
screamed into my lungs and my body buckled with pain. "What
had I done?", I thought. She said nothing. She wrinkled
her nose and sighed in dissapointment. (To Be Continued...) |
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