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(87 votes) Published: Mar 18, 2002 12:00 a.m. Viewed 3053 times
Darksoup is back after two years of slumbering. Anyways my newest gem of a prank involves my dad, who is still a gimp after I devastated his life with the practical clock joke.
My dad is a light sleeper and he never sleeps on his stomach. So it took me almost two years to get him with this prank at night while he sawed logs. Finally. . . jackpot! He was asleep on his stomach. I had prepared some homemade napalm earlier in my room. All you need is 2 parts gasoline to 1 part special chemical that only the military has acess to. The special powder looks like mustard powder so that’s what I used.(man, mustard powder is expensive in huge quantities!)
I mixed up the homemade napalm and sucked a little bit into my mouth. Then I spit it into a toilet paper tube that I had already(gently) inserted into my dad’s butt. About 26 mouthfuls into the rectum is sufficient. Now, here is the fun part. I burned the gimp’s room down with a homemade grenade that I made the week before! The explosion caused the homemade butt napalm to ignite. Talk about farts that burn your butthole!!
We all had a hearty laugh with that gem of a joke.
My dad is still a gimp but this time he can’t hold his poops in so we bought him a trash bag that we wrap around his butt to catch the incoming turds.
Jun 03, 2006 9:30 pm - fag you’re an idiot. Napalm? bullchit. Home made grenade? bullchit. You are absolutely retarted. What a liar. You need to get urself a life and stop blowing stuff into ur dads butt while hes asleep. I would bet 10000000 dollars he would wake up while getting napalm in his butt. So phuck you, dirty liar. Why don’t you get some chit up your ass then put a grenade in it. That way you will die.
Jun 23, 2006 8:58 am - that was gay as phuck dude.....like your dads not gonna wake up when you shove sumthin up his ass....for all we know it coulda been ur penis! ya fag
Jul 17, 2006 1:28 am - so let me gett his staraigt,u burned down ur house and ur dad was hospitalized and has to shit into a bag over a jokedude uran asshole if i did that my dad would kill me
A g 14, 2006 3:51 am - thtas fucking gay! u wasted ur egg point on that u asshole! thats not even the slightst bit funny u fucking fucked up fuckhead. btw plauge-666, fuck u to u cunt.
Aug 28, 2006 4:04 pm - deuchebags dude that is the coolest thing i have ever heard. not u. the comments. u fuckin suck. u should b stabbed and left to bleed out. u called ur dad a gimp? [/b]u probly are a fuckin gimp!!!!!
Nov 10, 2006 5:38 am - LMFAO.This wouldnt work dumbass Gasoline ITSELF can kill you in large quantities.Youd Be locked up.This is all bullshit lol.Its impossible to get mustard powder.Phuck u
May 15, 2007 12:42 pm - ????? i dont know how to get mustard powder if it even exists but too get mustard gas you put on a gas mask and piss in bleach
but you dont need mustard powder for napalm and im so pissed off by this load of crap ill tell you how to make napalm
1. pour gasoline into a bucket
2.drop styrofoam into it until it quits dissolving it stir and light but dont get it on your skin or itl go into your pores and burn inside you
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