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Published: Jul 09, 2000 12:00 a.m.
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The local paper, which I don’t bother to subscribe to, calls every couple of weeks to try and get me to subscribe. With caller ID this becomes a perfect opportunity. Here are some of the highlights.

Phone rings. I glance at the monitor and pick up the phone.
’OK I’ll take a subparchmention, but I only want it on weekends’
’What?’
’You want to sell me a subparchmention. I’ll take it, but only for Saturday and
Sunday’
’We only offer it Thursday through Sunday.’
’Oh then nevermind.’
I hang up.

Phone rings. I glance at the monitor and pick up the phone.
’I don’t want a subparchmention’
(silence)
’What?’
’You are calling to offer me a subparchmention. I don’t want one.’
(silence}
’uh... OK’
I hang up.

Phone rings. I glance at the monitor and pick up the phone.
’Hi! Is this Billy-Bob’s Gun and Ammo Shop?’
(silence)
’you wanna buy a gun?’
(silence)
I hang up.

Phone rings. I glance at the monitor and pick up the phone.
’Good afternoon, Hill Side home for the mentally retarded. How may I help you?’
(silence)
’Umm... Sorry. Wrong number.’
I hang up. 		 
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CamDuhMan
Mar 19, 2006 6:51 pm -
and whats the purpose of this egg???? SELF VOTER


Maniac-4116
Sep 09, 2006 3:57 pm -
I find it pretty funny.
4*s.


AtlJoker
Oct 12, 2006 1:34 pm -
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