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Okay, first you need some heinz ketchup packets. Got it? Good. head up to to your local amusment park. Get on a coaster calm enough that you could get something out of your pocket. (Like ketchup). now, ride normally, but smash ketchup on your hand. At the right moment, stick out your hand, and scream as if your hand hit something. Hold it to your shirt, getting ’blood’ all over you. Make a big deal, but refuse medical attention. Act like you’re leaving for the hospital, but not before asking the ride operator for directions to the local hospital. Pretend to leave, and drive away. Just come right back in 5 minutes.