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(35 votes) Published: Dec 29, 2000 12:00 a.m. Viewed 380 times
Wow, how to make someone eat your own shit. This an addition to ’how to make someone eat shit.’ In the revenge section. My uncle, the drunk redneck guy I talked about in my latest story about Atlantic Research Corporationm, told me this. My Grandpa told him this, then he told me.
You’ll need a nice clean turd... hehehe
A good frying pan
Some flour
A somewhat large bowl
And some crisco
Cooking Instructios:
Take the flour* and pour it into the bowl*
Take your little precious dumplings and batter them in the flour until they’re fully covered and then some...
Put the correct amount of crisco in the pan and heat it
Take your ’nuggets’ and fry them ’til they’re a nice, graceful golden brown.
Serve while hot.
Here’s the shit, when you fry your shit it takes the color out of it, it turns a greyish, whitish color. You could shape it like fish if you desire too. The color and smell sometimes depends on your diet and chemical levels in your bowels.
One last note, my grandpa did this to his dad when he was 15, needless to say he was unaware he was eating shit. After my future grandpa told him, he beat his ass severly.
I recommend this to every angry and pissed teenager.
Also brake-lines are a good source of revenge too...
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