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Fun with Telemarketers
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Published: Mar 13, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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WHEN A TELEMARKETER CALLS...
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...pretend that you are in an S/M scene. If a friend is in the house, put the phone on speaker-phone and get them to scream and throw objects. If you have whips, tell a friend to get them out and crack them so they make that whip sound. If you’re alone, say, ’GET BACK IN THE CAGE B*TCH!!’. Tell the telemarketer that you’re busy at the time.
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...if you have a cordless phone and are using a corded one, switch to the cordless phone. Then, go to your bathroom and say to the telemarketer, ’Just a second’. Then make grunting noises and then say something like, ’It won’t go’. Flush the toilet about 3 times, then tell the telemarketer that you need to hang up so you can call a plumber.
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...Say that it’s dinner time at your house and leave the phone on speaker-phone. Continue your dinner peacefully without hanging up.
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Make up your own, just be sure that it’s nasty/gross/boring. 		 
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ELJONTO
Feb 11, 2006 1:42 pm -
not bad, 3*

i usually ask them if they have an appointment...
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